Top Five Face Off

The official world rankings of everything

Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject each week. New episodes every second Wednesday!

Squirrell and Hurst take you through the best adult cartoons. No, not that kind of adult cartoon, weeb.

Biscuits.

It continues to be the season! Squirrell and Hurst bring you the very best movies to watch this Christmastime.

You see "best Christmas songs" lists all the time - we thought we'd make it official.

If there's one episode you wouldn't expect to be contentious, it would be this one. You're very, very wrong.

Matt and Mat talk zombies, nuclear war, environmental collapse and hors d'oeuvres.

Happy Halloween, Rankers! We're back for season 2!

They got married to idiots. Then they got ranked by idiots.

Our subjects are chosen by our listeners. Click to find out more.