Top Five Face Off

The official world rankings of everything

Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject each week. New episodes every Wednesday!

You see "best Christmas songs" lists all the time - we thought we'd make it official.

If there's one episode you wouldn't expect to be contentious, it would be this one. You're very, very wrong.

Matt and Mat talk zombies, nuclear war, environmental collapse and hors d'oeuvres.

Happy Halloween, Rankers! We're back for season 2!

They got married to idiots. Then they got ranked by idiots.

With so many excellent examples to choose from, what are the top five 80s comedies?

I'll have a triple-ranked on rye, please, with a side of digression.

A joyous shambles of an episode.

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