S02E26: Acting Dynasties

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Basic Instinct 1992.

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Number 9 globally.

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Memorable movie that one.

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For young teenage Squirrell.

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Top Five face-off contains adult themes and language that some people may find offensive.

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Listener discretion is advised.

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He's Matt Hurst.

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He's Matt Squirrel.

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And this is Top Five Face-off, the official world rankings of everything.

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What are we ranking today, Hurst.

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Well, depending on which country you're in, we will be ranking the top five movie dynasties or dynasties.

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It's coming right up after this.

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If there's more than one, then there's a best and a worst.

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If there's more than five, call Squirrell and Hurst.

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It's the top five face-off.

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Actual facts.

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It's the top five face-off.

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Facts are exact.

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Good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night.

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Rankers, welcome back.

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Or if you're new to the show, welcome.

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Hello.

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Come in right at the last minute because this is actually the last episode of season 2 is.

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But for these new rankers, Squirrel, why don't you tell them what we do here and, of course, why we do it?

00:01:13 Squirrell
Yes, hello new rankers.

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This is Top Five Face Off, the official world rankings of everything.

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Each week we take a topic suggested by one of our Patreons and we choose the top five and the worst thing in that topic and rank them.

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And then you, the ranker at home, decides which one of us is correct, because one of us is always correct.

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And go to the website www..topfivefaceoff.co.uk and vote for your winner.

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And one of us will be entered.

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One of us doesn't get entered into the official history list, do we?

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It's our list.

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We're there already.

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We should have many world records by now.

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But the list itself is locked in to history forever as the top five of that particular subject.

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And as we said earlier, today we're doing the top five acting dynasties.

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And that is how we're going to say it.

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Sorry.

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I watch a lot of American film and everything's about dynasties and I was just thinking the way I say it.

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I'm sure Squirrell has his reasons as well, probably something American that you're into.

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It's the TV show, right?

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I mean, dynasty isn't really a word we use so much in the UK or at least I don't think so, do we?

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No, not really.

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Anyway, we also did decide that it's going to be the movie dynasties because acting dynasties eliminated a lot of people and made it too difficult.

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So sorry, whoever's topic it was, we've decided to...

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Oh, thanks.

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Thanks for the topic, Adam, but we've decided to expand it a little bit because it seemed to make sense.

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But we don't want to get straight to the point because we are British and we like to do other things first.

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And as I mentioned.

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That was so loud, so loud in my ears.

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But yes, it's super exciting.

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Episode 40, we are at the very end of season 2.

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Can you believe it, how the time flies?

00:03:21 Squirrell
You say that, but we have been doing this since ******* December, right?

00:03:25 Squirrell
We came back with Christmas songs, I think.

00:03:27 Hurst
No, I think we came back before that, didn't we?

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We've been doing it forever.

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Well, it must be approximately 40 weeks.

00:03:33 Squirrell
I have a website that can tell us it turns out.

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Let's have a look.

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So yeah, 40 whole episodes.

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I've actually been having a little listen back to some of the old ones just for giggles.

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And yeah, there's a few things we haven't done recently.

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We haven't done any verbing my noun.

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We haven't come up with any new exciting ways to talk about that.

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I forgot about verbing our nouns.

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Yeah, that was that was good times.

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Yeah, so we talk about stuff, we maybe mention it, but I actually had a good think about what's been waxing my pubs this week, and I've got something for that.

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So much stuff has been going on.

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Plus, weather's still hot.

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We'll just bench that right now.

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Weather's still hot, drought, heat, waves.

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Absolutely hot.

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Yeah, that was my bad, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Yep.

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Aside from that, must be going on, squirrel.

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What has been going on?

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What did we do last time out?

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Well, I mean, I injured myself playing cricket.

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Yes,

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because you're old now.

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Yeah, I have been in the nets twice since then, so.

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Very nice.

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We might as well do that.

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Yeah, so then obviously the first week was brutal, couldn't move probably for five days.

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I thought, is this going to work?

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But I went back week two and almost immediately pulled my groin on the first ball I tried to bowl.

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It's like real, real twinge.

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I was like, oh, crap.

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So I stopped and I stretched off for another 5 minutes.

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I'm like, yeah, that'd be fine.

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Bowled another one.

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It hurt even more.

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So I'm getting gone.

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Stretched off for another 10 minutes.

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and just bowled really serenely all night and didn't bat and it was manageable three days of pain instead of five.

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So, okay.

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Brilliant, you're getting better.

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Then week three, I stretched the hell out of all of my muscles before I went down there.

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Plus I've been working out the muscles that hurt from it and it only hurt for one day.

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So, you know, I did the sensible thing, got all the kit and I'm now playing a cricket match next weekend.

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So yeah, I managed 2 hours of training without batting.

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So I'm going to go into a four hour match and I'm sure I'll be fine.

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We're going to be playing.

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In the dev team, which is basically for the really people who have not got a clue what they're doing.

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So I mean, that thing is fair.

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We're away at Glapwell.

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Glapwell.

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Never heard of it, but apparently they have a cricket team.

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You've lost that home crowd advantage.

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Yeah, I know.

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Straight out there into the hostile rivalry of Glapwell versus Rentford.

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the dev teams.

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So yeah, that's part of what's been going on.

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Well, very good luck in your, is it your cricket match debut?

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I guess not, because you did it when you were very young.

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Certainly your Retford debut.

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Yeah, my, out of having finished school, so I guess my first adult cricket match, which is, you know, something.

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Another little thing I thought might make you chuckle.

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When I downloaded the sound buttons to try and find party sound effects a minute ago, I was looking for that already, that kind of blower thing.

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First I was like, diddy party.

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What's that?

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Sorry.

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Please keep on doing it.

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So yeah, that's just on the sound buttons, buttons world.

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That's the first one that you press if you get a party.

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Welcome to Top Five Face Off.

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If you're having to explain that to somebody younger than you in your car or something, I apologize.

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Oh yeah.

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But you know, we did disclaim at the start, but if you are listening to it and occur with someone younger, then this is on you really.

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Yes, my old boss.

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went on a stag do where they were flying and in the groom's luggage, they hid one of them big *** speakers, like the Bluetooth speakers that someone could switch on remotely from their phone.

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And as it was on, just as soon as he stepped away and let it trundle down the conveyor to go through the scanner, they just powered through some poor lady just, Oh yeah, oh yeah! And it's just blaring out of the suitcase.

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Good effort.

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That's good stuff.

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Guys are such big to each other.

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Yeah, they are.

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But of course you can't touch it.

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You can't get it back.

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It's behind that little wall.

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So you just kept going.

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Good stuff.

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Good stuff.

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Harriet and the boy back.

00:07:37 Squirrell
They are back and I have been having car shenanigans.

00:07:42 Squirrell
I haven't personally been having car shenanigans, although I have because it is technically my car, but the car my child drives needed an MOT and to get its MOT it needed some new bits.

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So we put some new bits on it and he's driving back from where we put the bits on it and he rings me and goes, it's making a funny noise.

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And I'm like, what sort of funny noise is it making?

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And I can just hear from his phone.

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And I'm like, stop.

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I'm in a separate car and I go back to find him.

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And yeah, the ******* tyres just ******* he's run something over and the tyres just come right off because God knows how long he's been driving on it.

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Jesus.

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So I'm like, fine.

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And I ring the RAC and they're like, car, registration, blah, blah, blah.

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And they're like, we can't actually come out and get you.

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I'm like, why the hell not?

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And they're like, because your car's not taxed.

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And I'm like, bloody is.

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It's been taxed for ages.

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They're like, it's not showing as taxed here.

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So I look on the government thing, not only is it not ******* taxed, it hasn't changed hands since 2022.

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And I bought it last year.

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So something's gone wrong there.

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So

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We filled in some fun paperwork for the DVLA and sent that off and I expect that maybe sued when it all goes through and the car is backdated to me for a year.

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There'll be a whole bunch of tickets of non-taxed vehicle charges coming through.

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So that's an exciting moment going to come up in my life during the break.

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Oh man, that sucks.

00:09:08 Squirrell
But that leads quite nicely into what's been pinching my nips, because to re-register the car with a DBLA, you have to fill out a form and you have to pay 25 quid.

00:09:17 Squirrell
All right, fair enough.

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It's a form, it's a bit of paper.

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You have to give them a cheque.

00:09:23 Squirrell
Well...

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The ****?

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Like, do I know where my...

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I don't have it.

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I don't think I have a cheque.

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I definitely don't have a cheque.

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And I'm like, oh ****.

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Like, who do we know that might have a checkbook?

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Are you sure this isn't a scam?

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That's got to be a scam, right?

00:09:38 Squirrell
No, it's just because they live in the Dark Ages.

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Oh, you could send a postal order.

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I don't even know what that ******* is.

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So they can check their database and issue fines based on the stuff that's happening automatically from their database, but they still need a check.

00:09:51 Squirrell
Yes, and normally online for stuff, but I think because I was having to post this in anyway because it needed a signature.

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I don't ******* know, but I had to find a friend or a textbook.

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Fortunately, I have

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A bit of a moniker from friends coded mate.

00:10:06 Squirrell
Wait, what did I say?

00:10:07 Hurst
A textbook.

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I thought you said a textbook.

00:10:10 Squirrell
Oh, maybe I did.

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I meant checkbook.

00:10:12 Squirrell
But yeah, fortunately I have a bit of a moniker from friends coded mate.

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And like, if anyone's got a checkbook, she's got a checkbook.

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And like, my other mate was like, not only is she going to have a checkbook, but she's going to know where it is and how many pages are left in it.

00:10:27 Squirrell
And she did have a checkbook because she did know where it is.

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And she had a paying inbook underneath her checkbook.

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I've not seen one of them for so long.

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Well, shout out to that excellent Monica friend for saving your nibs.

00:10:38 Squirrell
But it did give us an excuse to go to the pub so she could write the check.

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Yeah, it's been slapping my thighs.

00:10:44 Squirrell
Go ahead.

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When you're on something like Instagram and you watch any kind of cool video, if you go to the comments, someone guaranteed would have just written AI.

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AI.

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Everything is AI now.

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Just the laziest possible baiting there is.

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2 letters.

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And these are the kind of ******** who have always been out there trolling and baiting people.

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And now all they do is just go and go, AI.

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Next one.

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AI.

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Nothing ever happens.

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It's just so annoying.

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Bugs me.

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Most annoying?

00:11:20 Squirrell
We are not AI, Hurst.

00:11:21 Squirrell
We should point that out to the rankers.

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I am actually an real person.

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Yes.

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And I don't know how to prove that.

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Oh, I can swear.

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**** you.

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AI doesn't do the swearing, does it?

00:11:31 Hurst
OMT Squirrell is sitting on his desk.

00:11:35 Squirrell
He is doing the Top Five Face Off.

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Trust us, fellow humans.

00:11:44 Squirrell
Right, before we get ******* massively sidetracked, even for us.

00:11:48 Squirrell
Anything else you want to bring up before we dig into what happened last week?

00:11:51 Hurst
Yeah, all sorts.

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I made lots of notes.

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I worked really hard this week.

00:11:55 Squirrell
Oh, wow.

00:11:56 Hurst
Someone implied in the meat later episode that I've maybe fained it in a bit.

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I was like, right, well.

00:12:00 Squirrell
**** you guys.

00:12:01 Squirrell
I'm going to work really hard this week.

00:12:03 Squirrell
I ******* regret it, Rankers.

00:12:05 Squirrell
I'm already regretting it.

00:12:08 Squirrell
Oh yeah.

00:12:08 Hurst
No, you're going to love it.

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I've got a handout for you coming up.

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Anyway, we need to find out what happened last time.

00:12:15 Squirrell
We do.

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Let me open the page that will show me.

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We were discussing movie opening sequences.

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We were discussing movie opening sequences.

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And yeah.

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Wow.

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I mean, that was a quite a reaction.

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Squirrell actually hasn't looked this weak rankers.

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No.

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So that was his reaction to seeing the scores or the number of comments.

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Scores.

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Now, if you remember, Hurst, you put out a specific call to action.

00:12:42 Hurst
Yes.

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Oh, can we reach the 100?

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That was the big one, wasn't it?

00:12:46 Squirrell
Yeah, no, we can't.

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Just to temper your expectations.

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But.

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Let's find out how close we got.

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But first of all, of course, you have the ability to write us comments, Rankers, and you do, and we're very pleased about that.

00:13:00 Squirrell
Hurst, who do you think got in there first?

00:13:02 Hurst
Hmm, probably Meg98, Anna Push.

00:13:06 Squirrell
She did, and she said it.

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Glorious ******** took it for me.

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I saw it at the cinema, and I don't think I leaned back in my chair once.

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Thanks, Meg.

00:13:16 Hurst
Fair enough.

00:13:17 Squirrell
Good film.

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I vote for you, Hurst.

00:13:19 Squirrell
Tough one today, nine really good intros.

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wins due to it not having the Lion King intro in it.

00:13:25 Squirrell
What?

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Which, although good, doesn't trouble my top X lists, so the one without it wins.

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That's anonymous.

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******* lucky it is, otherwise I'd go on that way.

00:13:35 Hurst
Harriet was sitting there baiting you.

00:13:38 Squirrell
Apparently didn't listen to this one, Harris.

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She was having too much fun in Canadia because, you know, being on a plane is a rubbish place to listen to podcasts.

00:13:46 Squirrell
In the beginning, there was Davpaz.

00:13:49 Squirrell
Bloody hell, that was a close call this week.

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I

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I could only separate the two lists by ranking all 10 in a theoretical list of my own, and Star Wars came bottom.

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Sorry, Hurst.

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If I had to add my own honourable mention, it would go for The Cube.

00:14:03 Squirrell
Tense, quiet, and ultimately gross.

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Loved it.

00:14:06 Squirrell
That's from Davpas who voted for me.

00:14:07 Squirrell
Thank you, Davpas.

00:14:08 Squirrell
You're quite right.

00:14:09 Squirrell
The Cube was a good one.

00:14:11 Squirrell
Excellent list there.

00:14:12 Squirrell
Tough pick.

00:14:13 Squirrell
But Squirrell gets the vote because I defy you both and have picked based on your worst.

00:14:18 Squirrell
Nah, nah, no, but seriously, Blanking and Arsene Wenger deserve the official first place.

00:14:24 Squirrell
Arsene Wenger is the song.

00:14:26 Squirrell
Yeah.

00:14:27 Squirrell
That's from Money Slinger, and then he puts in brackets, probably slightly influenced by the worst.

00:14:31 Squirrell
Well, it's a good job we're having a break so Hers can get over that.

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That was right though.

00:14:37 Squirrell
Shane here started listening to top five last week at work and have binged every episode in just over a week.

00:14:43 Squirrell
Really enjoying it.

00:14:44 Squirrell
Yes, Shane.

00:14:45 Squirrell
Holy **** Shane.

00:14:46 Squirrell
Jesus Christ, mate.

00:14:47 Squirrell
Yes.

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That is some dedication.

00:14:50 Squirrell
Excellent ranking.

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He goes on to say, Lion King would have won my vote if this was a top one.

00:14:55 Squirrell
However, as it's a top five, Hurst gets my vote mainly for Indiana Jones and Star Wars with John Williams doing John Williams things.

00:15:02 Hurst
Yeah.

00:15:02 Squirrell
I was initially outraged at Saving Private Ryan being the worst

00:15:06 Squirrell
Then once you reminded me of what is actually the opening sequence, I feel like I've been lied to since 1998.

00:15:12 Squirrell
Shane votes for you.

00:15:13 Squirrell
Thanks, Shane.

00:15:14 Squirrell
Good to have you here with us.

00:15:16 Squirrell
Sorry you joined just as we're about to pack it in for a bit.

00:15:18 Hurst
Yeah, you should have probably saved that bench like over a few weeks.

00:15:22 Squirrell
Yeah, should have dragged it out a bit.

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But then they might not have been able to vote.

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So, you know.

00:15:27 Squirrell
That's true.

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Never vote for you, Hurst.

00:15:29 Squirrell
lightsaber battles, diner holdups, bullet time, parkour, espionage, and a giant boulder.

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Are two of you with that resume.

00:15:37 Squirrell
Love, love, love them all from One Good Leg.

00:15:39 Squirrell
Thanks, One Good Leg.

00:15:40 Hurst
Thank you, One Good Leg.

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Good call.

00:15:42 Squirrell
Here's one for me, and I'm just going to read this phonetically.

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Na, ana venyar, mama sichi amar.

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So thank you very much, Anonymously, for whatever the beginning of the line King is meant to sound like.

00:15:55 Squirrell
Not like that, it sounds better.

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I vote for you, Hers, this one just says,

00:15:59 Squirrell
Star Wars.

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That is all.

00:16:00 Hurst
Fair enough.

00:16:01 Squirrell
Fair enough.

00:16:02 Squirrell
Don't forget to put your names on these rankers or we don't know who you are.

00:16:06 Squirrell
Like this.

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Ohio here.

00:16:08 Squirrell
First off, yes, I'd like to apologize for my fellow Americans and our inability to vote properly in all sorts of things.

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But today I'm voting for Hurst.

00:16:17 Squirrell
The Lion King nearly stole it, but Indy snatched it away.

00:16:22 Hurst
Well done, Ohio.

00:16:23 Squirrell
Yeah, I think we had a bit of a dig at Ohio for Americans voting for the wrong things, didn't we?

00:16:30 Squirrell
Yeah, I think Ohio cups a lot of slack for anything America.

00:16:34 Squirrell
He does.

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Both the expert on everything and also to blame for everything.

00:16:38 Hurst
Sorry about that, Ohio, but we are saying dynasties.

00:16:40 Hurst
And we'll say, yeah, that's for you.

00:16:42 Squirrell
All right.

00:16:42 Squirrell
Yeah, just for you, Ohio.

00:16:44 Squirrell
And here we go again.

00:16:46 Squirrell
All iconic choices

00:16:47 Squirrell
Our list at home contained both The Lion King and Star Trek (Star Trek Beyond was equally as awesome too, in my opinion).

00:16:54 Squirrell
So this week is a vote for Squirrel.

00:16:56 Squirrell
Looking forward to series 3 already.

00:16:58 Squirrell
Matt off of Matt and Laura.

00:17:00 Squirrell
Thanks Matt off of Matt and Laura.

00:17:02 Hurst
Matt and Laura, friends of the show.

00:17:05 Squirrell
A New Vote It is a period of intense cinematic debate.

00:17:09 Squirrell
Enthusiastic listeners across the galaxy have assembled to cast their final votes in the ultimate battle of movie openings.

00:17:16 Squirrell
Although a valiant Squirrell delivered a commendable tribute to the terrifying legacy of Scream, supreme victory belongs to Hurst.

00:17:24 Squirrell
Commanding an unstoppable arsenal featuring Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, The Matrix, and Pulp Fiction, Hurst has established total dominance over the airwaves.

00:17:33 Squirrell
With the dust settling over the cosmos, a decisive and easy triumph has been secured this week.

00:17:38 Squirrell
That's from Trooper who votes for you, thank you.

00:17:40 Hurst
Bravo Trooper, you know, that's the first person who's even mentioned Pulp Fiction.

00:17:44 Squirrell
There's been a lot of talk of Star.

00:17:46 Hurst
Wars and Lion King and Raiders and that, but my number one's only just got its first mention.

00:17:51 Squirrell
That's true.

00:17:52 Squirrell
If you just heard me tippy-tapping, it's because I suddenly remember that we had someone e-mail us because they forgot to put their comment on.

00:17:58 Squirrell
So here comes that e-mail.

00:18:01 Squirrell
Strap in.

00:18:03 Squirrell
As season two draws to a close, I'd like to look back at the season of Hurst and see what impact this whole movement has actually had on the official world rankings of everything.

00:18:13 Squirrell
Out of the 18 episodes so far, in series two I assume they mean?

00:18:17 Squirrell
Yeah.

00:18:17 Squirrell
Of course, the season of Hurst, Hurst has come on top in eight of them.

00:18:21 Squirrell
That is less than half.

00:18:23 Squirrell
Which means, mathematically speaking, the entire season of Hurst has been a colossal waste of everyone's time and for that I can only apologize.

00:18:30 Squirrell
Still,

00:18:31 Squirrell
At least we had fun along the way.

00:18:33 Squirrell
Think of all the people we've met and the good times we've shared.

00:18:39 Squirrell
Also, it took everything in my power not to vote for the Lion King this week.

00:18:43 Squirrell
Sorry, squirrel, but the season of Hurst has to whimper to a halt so it can be safely decommissioned ahead of series 3.

00:18:50 Squirrell
Yours, the Vision.

00:18:51 Squirrell
Thank you, the Vision.

00:18:53 Hurst
If I win this one and the next one, then we draw the season.

00:18:56 Hurst
If not, then you go 2 and 0 for seasons.

00:18:59 Squirrell
Oh, that is true.

00:19:01 Squirrell
How many more have we got?

00:19:02 Squirrell
Two more.

00:19:02 Squirrell
All right.

00:19:03 Squirrell
This list included so many of my favourites.

00:19:05 Squirrell
Raiders, Star Wars, Bond, and of course, The Matrix.

00:19:08 Squirrell
I agree with Squirrell on the Lion King and up.

00:19:11 Squirrell
This is a great episode.

00:19:12 Squirrell
Keep it up, chaps.

00:19:13 Squirrell
Cheers, Kov.

00:19:15 Squirrell
Who do you think he might have voted for?

00:19:17 Squirrell
Because...

00:19:18 Hurst
Feels like it was you.

00:19:20 Squirrell
It was not.

00:19:24 Squirrell
Thanks, Kov.

00:19:24 Hurst
It's like a **** sandwich, isn't it?

00:19:26 Hurst
He says all nice things and he knows about in the middle of the list about Hurst wins.

00:19:32 Squirrell
And finally, boys.

00:19:33 Squirrell
Last week's episode was the first podcast ever to make me cry, and I have no idea why.

00:19:39 Squirrell
Stupid ******* Lion King music.

00:19:41 Squirrell
What's that about?

00:19:42 Squirrell
Not something I expected to have to explain to my kids in the car from anonymous.

00:19:46 Squirrell
Now, there's an anonymous couple of things.

00:19:48 Squirrell
One.

00:19:50 Squirrell
Sorry for making you cry, but the Lion King music is emotional.

00:19:52 Squirrell
I get it.

00:19:53 Squirrell
Two.

00:19:54 Squirrell
Don't listen to us with your kids.

00:19:56 Squirrell
**** I hope you haven't listened to this one with your kids after the daddy party earlier.

00:20:02 Hurst
The diddy party button.

00:20:03 Hurst
Do not push the diddy party button.

00:20:04 Hurst
If you see one, do not push it.

00:20:06 Squirrell
Anyway, that is all of the comments heard.

00:20:09 Squirrell
We're just coming down to the final results.

00:20:12 Squirrell
What do you think?

00:20:13 Hurst
I don't know.

00:20:13 Hurst
I mean, it's suddenly there's something on the line.

00:20:15 Hurst
I mean, if the visions, maths are, I would probably are because I haven't looked it up yet.

00:20:18 Squirrell
But you're a stats guy.

00:20:20 Hurst
Yeah, but I'll do that once we finish the season.

00:20:22 Hurst
Oh, okay.

00:20:23 Hurst
But if he's right, it means I need this one to have a chance of drawing the season.

00:20:28 Hurst
So something that added a new level of intensity.

00:20:30 Hurst
Now I know we haven't got to the 100 votes because he already told me that.

00:20:34 Hurst
So just put me on my misery.

00:20:37 Squirrell
First I got 33.

00:20:39 Hurst
Okay.

00:20:41 Squirrell
You got 40.

00:20:43 Squirrell
Yes.

00:20:43 Squirrell
He looks happy.

00:20:45 Squirrell
Rankers.

00:20:45 Hurst
73 votes though, Rankers.

00:20:47 Hurst
Amazing.

00:20:48 Squirrell
Pretty good.

00:20:49 Squirrell
Pretty good.

00:20:50 Hurst
Start the record now.

00:20:51 Hurst
73.

00:20:54 Squirrell
I don't do stats.

00:20:57 Hurst
Off season I'll look out.

00:20:58 Squirrell
So for the last time this season, Hurst, please let us know the official top five movie intro.

00:21:07 Harriet
At #5, Casino Royale.

00:21:11 Harriet
Number 4, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

00:21:15 Harriet
Number 3, The Matrix.

00:21:19 Harriet
At #2, Star Wars 4.

00:21:23 Harriet
A new one.

00:21:25 Harriet
And at number one, the very greatest movie opening sequence of all time is Pulp Fiction.

00:21:41 Squirrell
I said last week that I wasn't going to be unhappy whoever won because they are great lists.

00:21:46 Squirrell
Yeah.

00:21:47 Hurst
That was a fun, a fun one to do.

00:21:49 Squirrell
I really enjoyed that.

00:21:50 Squirrell
Good one.

00:21:51 Squirrell
Speaking of Hurst, you were telling me you've got handouts, you've got things to talk about, you've got all sorts of cruff to throw at the rankers this time.

00:21:59 Hurst
So I do.

00:22:00 Squirrell
Shall we kick on with it?

00:22:02 Squirrell
Let's do it.

00:22:03 Squirrell
Let's get ranking.

00:22:08 Squirrell
So before I flip the coin Hurst, I said off air rankers that I wasn't even sure what a dynasty was.

00:22:14 Squirrell
I just assume it meant family.

00:22:17 Squirrell
And Hurst tells me he knows exactly what a dynasty is.

00:22:19 Squirrell
And he saved it till, well, right now, I guess.

00:22:22 Squirrell
Keep me with your knowledge, Hurst.

00:22:23 Hurst
I don't actually know, as it happened, a lot of what the big Hollywood or acting or movie dynasties are.

00:22:32 Hurst
Obviously, I've heard of a lot of the names, but which one's best?

00:22:35 Hurst
I needed to really get down to some science.

00:22:38 Hurst
So I have done it scientifically, mathematically, however you want to call it.

00:22:42 Hurst
And there are five scoring categories.

00:22:46 Hurst
Number one is Oscar wins.

00:22:48 Hurst
Number 2 is Oscar nominations, not including the ones they won.

00:22:52 Hurst
Number 3 is box office impact.

00:22:55 Hurst
I'll come back to that in a minute.

00:22:56 Hurst
Number 4, family contribution.

00:22:58 Hurst
And #5, the dynasty span, how long it's been going on.

00:23:01 Hurst
So obviously Oscar wins is a massive indicator of how good quality someone is in their field.

00:23:07 Hurst
So that was 40 points each Oscar win.

00:23:10 Hurst
Oscar nominations was only five points each because obviously there's a lot of nominations per win.

00:23:15 Hurst
So it shouldn't have had the same impact.

00:23:18 Hurst
So it didn't.

00:23:19 Hurst
And there will be a lot more nominations than the winter.

00:23:22 Hurst
The three, the box office ones.

00:23:23 Hurst
So this was difficult because obviously these families have done many, many movies, some of them maybe even hundreds.

00:23:29 Hurst
So what I did was I chose the annual ranking points from their best five film and the best five film because obviously a film in the 60s couldn't gross billions.

00:23:39 Hurst
It just wouldn't have been happened.

00:23:40 Hurst
So I used their strongest box office film based on their worldwide annual

00:23:45 Hurst
rank from the year.

00:23:47 Hurst
So if they ranked number one in the 60s, that would score them more points than something that ranked 5 but scored a billion at the box office in 2023 or whatever.

00:23:57 Hurst
So for the number one film that year was 20 points.

00:24:01 Hurst
If it was second or third, that's 15.

00:24:03 Hurst
If it was 4 to 10, then it was 10 points, 11 to 25, 6 points, 26 to 53 points, 51 to 101 point.

00:24:11 Hurst
And if it was outside the top 100, obviously it didn't score anything.

00:24:15 Hurst
So that's the

00:24:15 Hurst
box office element, we just took the top five films from that dynasty based on their annual rank, because otherwise it was just going to be impossible.

00:24:24 Hurst
Family contribution was two points per qualifying family member plus a discipline multiplier.

00:24:31 Hurst
So if someone was just an actor, they got the two points.

00:24:34 Hurst
If they had an extra discipline, then they would score an extra, they would be a 1.5 multiplier.

00:24:41 Hurst
Three disciplines is 2 times multiplier.

00:24:44 Hurst
Four disciplines, there's a 2.5 times multiplier.

00:24:48 Hurst
And the disciplines were acting, directing, producing, screenwriting, cinematography, editing, or composing, all important, the most important elements of filmmaking.

00:24:58 Hurst
Qualifying threshold for family members.

00:25:00 Hurst
This was another one because there's a lot of people who married into acting dynasties or were sort of part of it, but not really, shouldn't really be credited.

00:25:09 Hurst
So qualifying threshold

00:25:10 Hurst
Elder person counts only if they have at least one of these five, an Oscar nomination, 10 credited feature films, a significant role on five widely released films, writer, director or producer credit on three feature films, three or more, or a major credited role in one of the dynasty's top five films.

00:25:33 Hurst
So The Family Rules, blood relatives or legal adoption only, spouses and in-laws do not count, feature films only,

00:25:40 Hurst
didn't count because it would have been too complicated.

00:25:43 Hurst
Theatre work, same.

00:25:45 Hurst
There was a lot more information on movies.

00:25:48 Hurst
Dynasty span is measured from the first qualifying feature film contribution to the latest one and scores five points for each completed decade.

00:25:57 Hurst
So that, lovely rankers, is the maths behind my list.

00:26:03 Squirrell
Brilliant.

00:26:03 Hurst
How did you decide?

00:26:05 Squirrell
Vibes.

00:26:06 Squirrell
Cool.

00:26:07 Squirrell
Yeah.

00:26:07 Squirrell
Same, same, same really.

00:26:10 Hurst
It'll be interesting to see how your vibes will in Cut the Wire, yet by silence.

00:26:15 Squirrell
Yeah, I mean, I just thought of alone and went, which ones do I think are coolest?

00:26:22 Squirrell
Not necessarily coolest, but you know, other things as well, but mainly that.

00:26:25 Squirrell
Yeah.

00:26:25 Hurst
Okay, well, cool.

00:26:26 Hurst
Fair enough.

00:26:27 Hurst
Let's flip the coin and see who goes first.

00:26:29 Squirrell
I just happened to have it in my hand.

00:26:30 Squirrell
Hurst, the coin of decision.

00:26:33 Squirrell
Destiny.

00:26:34 Squirrell
The coin of destiny.

00:26:37 Squirrell
And I believe

00:26:39 Squirrell
Heads for Hurst and Squirrels Have Tails.

00:26:42 Hurst
Correct.

00:26:45 Squirrell
Squirrels Have Tails again, Hurst.

00:26:47 Hurst
Wow.

00:26:48 Hurst
It really has switched its allegiance, hasn't it?

00:26:51 Squirrell
That is the same coin that we started with back in our episode zero as well.

00:26:54 Squirrell
It's remained in my possession till now, so it's a piece of history.

00:26:58 Hurst
Gosh, must be priceless.

00:27:01 Squirrell
It's worth at least 50p.

00:27:03 Squirrell
So yes, I will kick off.

00:27:04 Hurst
Right, I'm going to open up my spreadsheets.

00:27:08 Squirrell
With my fifth vibe choice, which was John and Sean Pertwee.

00:27:16 Squirrell
Because I thought I'd want to sneak some British people in there because the list is surprisingly American.

00:27:21 Hurst
Not that surprising, I suppose.

00:27:22 Squirrell
All these dynasties.

00:27:24 Squirrell
So yeah, John Pertwee, he was the third doctor in Doctor Who.

00:27:29 Squirrell
He was born in 1919 and died in 1996, and he played the Doctor from 1970 to 1974, and he was Wurzel Gummage.

00:27:39 Squirrell
Now Hurst, for people outside of the UK or people who aren't so young as us, why don't you explain Wurzel Gummage in a way that makes sense?

00:27:48 Hurst
By the sense bit, he was a scarecrow, only he was alive, so really he was kind of

00:27:58 Hurst
crucified daily and seemed all right about it.

00:28:02 Hurst
And it was a kids show.

00:28:04 Squirrell
So yes, the children, I think it was on CBC, right?

00:28:08 Hurst
Yeah.

00:28:09 Hurst
How do you explain what Ezel Gummage is?

00:28:11 Squirrell
It's weird as **** is what it is.

00:28:13 Squirrell
Yeah, well, it's around.

00:28:14 Hurst
The time of Rent-A-Ghost and all those other weird things.

00:28:18 Squirrell
But his version of the doctor stood out as unusually action orientated.

00:28:22 Squirrell
He drove fast cars and car chases.

00:28:24 Squirrell
He knew martial arts.

00:28:25 Squirrell
He knew Aikido, I think.

00:28:28 Squirrell
And he spent much of his era exiled to Earth working with a unit, which is something that will mean something to Doctor Who fans.

00:28:36 Squirrell
Now his son,

00:28:38 Squirrell
Sean Pertwee was born in 1964.

00:28:40 Squirrell
Sean has been in a huge number of British film and TV credits, including Elementary and Gotham, where he played Alfred, and the incredible movies Dog Soldiers and Event Horizon, which are two of my very favorite films.

00:28:54 Squirrell
And even though apparently he and his father clashed considerably when they were younger, they, you know, they got on as they got older, as these wings often do.

00:29:03 Squirrell
They had them quite old, didn't they?

00:29:04 Hurst
45 by the time of 2019.

00:29:09 Hurst
Yeah.

00:29:09 Squirrell
Yeah.

00:29:11 Squirrell
Now goes a little bit further because John Pertwee's father was Roland Pertwee, who was a successful playwright, her screenwriter and an actor, and his daughter Dario Pertwee also became an actress.

00:29:21 Squirrell
So this isn't really two Pertwee's accidentally choosing the same profession.

00:29:25 Squirrell
It is a dynasty, it is a line.

00:29:28 Squirrell
So yeah, they've been breeding Pertwee specifically for British TV and movies and it's some good stuff.

00:29:35 Squirrell
John Pertwee

00:29:36 Squirrell
Turns out he can defeat you with some weird form of Aikido, and Sean Pertwee looks like he's just going to slap you in the face of a chair, and they're both great.

00:29:44 Squirrell
So there we are, number five, the Pertwee family.

00:29:47 Squirrell
God, I hope I've been pronouncing that name right.

00:29:50 Hurst
Pertwee.

00:29:52 Hurst
Taste offended.

00:29:53 Hurst
The Pertwee families.

00:29:55 Hurst
Okay, great.

00:29:56 Hurst
My number five is

00:29:58 Hurst
probably a bit more of a global household name.

00:30:00 Hurst
It's the Douglas family.

00:30:03 Hurst
They scored 204 points.

00:30:05 Hurst
And using my using my ranking system, which is pretty good.

00:30:10 Hurst
Yeah, two Oscar wins, 3 unsuccessful nominations.

00:30:15 Hurst
The best five box office films were at #5 was Ant-Man and the Wasp, Michael Douglas, #11 worldwide.

00:30:23 Hurst
Romancing the Stone, Michael Douglas again.

00:30:26 Hurst
We did a domestic fallback where there weren't accurate records.

00:30:29 Hurst
So that was, we put it in the 4 to 11 category, 4 to 10 categories.

00:30:33 Hurst
Basic Instinct 1992, Michael Douglas again, #9 globally.

00:30:38 Squirrell
I remember the movie that one, but you had a teenage squirrel.

00:30:43 Hurst
Fatal Attraction, another Michael Douglas one, that was #2 in 1987 and the only one that Kirk Douglas has in the top five was The Mighty Spartacus from 1960, which was the number one film that year.

00:30:58 Hurst
So that's how the top five films came out there, family contribution, three points and

00:31:06 Hurst
dynasty span, it was 1946 to 2025.

00:31:10 Hurst
That's the current situation.

00:31:12 Hurst
So that was 40 points.

00:31:13 Hurst
So in all 204 points, there is actually a third Douglas, Joel Douglas, who is a producer, but only contributed two points.

00:31:23 Hurst
So Michael Douglas contributes nearly 61% of all the points.

00:31:28 Hurst
So here's the dominant family member there.

00:31:30 Hurst
Most families do have a more dominant member.

00:31:33 Squirrell
Well, that would make sense, yeah.

00:31:35 Squirrell
But Catherine Zeta-Jones doesn't count then.

00:31:37 Hurst
No, she doesn't count because she was, she married him.

00:31:40 Hurst
It's only the blood relatives or adopted.

00:31:43 Hurst
So yes, the Douglas family dynasty, 204 points in at #5.

00:31:49 Squirrell
Excellent.

00:31:50 Squirrell
Okay, at #4 for me, less dynasty, more family this time.

00:31:55 Squirrell
I've got

00:31:56 Squirrell
dudes called Luke, Chris and Liam.

00:31:58 Squirrell
They are the Hemsworths.

00:32:00 Squirrell
Yes.

00:32:00 Squirrell
And they are three brothers.

00:32:03 Squirrell
They are all professional actors.

00:32:04 Squirrell
They are not an enormous expanded dynasty, but maybe it counts.

00:32:08 Harriet
I don't know.

00:32:10 Squirrell
So anyway, Luke is the eldest.

00:32:11 Squirrell
He's also the shortest.

00:32:13 Squirrell
He looks like a cross between Chris Hemsworth and Matt Damon.

00:32:16 Squirrell
And he

00:32:17 Squirrell
He is the ugly one.

00:32:18 Squirrell
And by that I, of course, unfortunate.

00:32:21 Squirrell
Terrifyingly good looking at any point, unless he stood next to his siblings.

00:32:26 Squirrell
And Chris is the middle brother and Liam is the youngest.

00:32:30 Squirrell
Chris and Liam are obviously the international stars, while Luke's best known international role is the Westworld TV show, which is very good.

00:32:38 Squirrell
Chris broke through in Australia on Home and Away before becoming four.

00:32:42 Squirrell
And Liam was on Neighbours and becoming Gail Hawthorne in The Hunger Games.

00:32:48 Squirrell
Rivalries, Neighbours versus Home and Away.

00:32:50 Squirrell
And also Luke was in Neighbours and he got there first being the eldest.

00:32:54 Squirrell
He was acting professionally before either Chris or Liam, including, yeah, like I say, appearing in Neighbours.

00:32:59 Squirrell
So rather than him being the other Hemsworth, he was actually the trendsetter.

00:33:04 Squirrell
He did all the hard work proving that Hemsworth could be employed and then someone discovered that enormous one.

00:33:12 Squirrell
Liam, like I said, also appeared in Neighbours.

00:33:13 Squirrell
Chris did Home and Away, Australia, essentially test marketing the Hemsworth family before exploiting them to Hollywood.

00:33:19 Squirrell
And there is a splendidly strange family connection.

00:33:22 Squirrell
Their uncle by marriage was Rod Ansell, who is the Australian Bushman who is the real life Crocodile Dundee that Paul Hogan based his films on.

00:33:32 Squirrell
Gosh, that's cool.

00:33:33 Squirrell
So there you are.

00:33:34 Squirrell
So yeah, they're good vibes, that good vibes.

00:33:37 Squirrell
They're unusually successful across three siblings.

00:33:40 Squirrell
Normally you have one who's famous and the other two are famous because they're his brother.

00:33:45 Hurst
This is the other way around.

00:33:46 Squirrell
But you know, obviously Chris is a blockbuster superstar because of Marvel, but Liam has a major franchise of his own.

00:33:52 Squirrell
Luke has a fantastic TV career.

00:33:54 Squirrell
And yeah, it's unfair for one family to produce Chris Hemsworth for making two spares feels ******* greedy.

00:34:02 Squirrell
So there we are, number four, the Hemsworths.

00:34:06 Hurst
Fair enough.

00:34:06 Hurst
I quickly got rankled to see how many points they would have scored via my mathematics system.

00:34:11 Hurst
It would have been 80 points.

00:34:13 Hurst
And obviously, Chris Hemsworth absolutely carries that.

00:34:15 Hurst
The Avengers #1 in 2012, Infinity War #1 2018, Endgame #1 2019.

00:34:21 Hurst
So it's 60 points just for Chris Hemsworth.

00:34:24 Hurst
No Oscars, no nominations.

00:34:26 Hurst
Not yet.

00:34:27 Hurst
Yeah, they do considering they are one generation with no Oscars.

00:34:31 Hurst
It's not bad going at all.

00:34:34 Hurst
Spoilers, they're not in my top five.

00:34:35 Squirrell
Well, obviously, your lowest was 200 and something.

00:34:39 Hurst
Indeed.

00:34:39 Hurst
Well, let's have a look at what my number four is then.

00:34:42 Hurst
So actually very close, and I had to do quite a lot of repeat verifying and checking things that didn't seem to add up.

00:34:47 Hurst
It's like, what about this?

00:34:48 Hurst
What about that?

00:34:49 Hurst
And then it's like, okay, we narrowed it down.

00:34:51 Hurst
But the Howard family dynasty scores 210 points.

00:34:56 Hurst
So very close between the Douglas and Howards.

00:34:59 Hurst
That is two Oscar wins, two unsuccessful nominations, family country

00:35:03 Hurst
contribution is 10 points.

00:35:06 Hurst
So they've got four different things.

00:35:09 Hurst
Ron Howard obviously is the major contributor there with acting, directing and producing.

00:35:14 Hurst
Their top five films were #5 was Jurassic World Dominion, which was #3 worldwide.

00:35:24 Hurst
I say actually it because she was in those.

00:35:26 Hurst
They did crank up the points.

00:35:28 Hurst
Number 4 was Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, #3 worldwide again.

00:35:33 Hurst
from 2018, 2015's Jurassic World, #2 worldwide, Bryce, Douglas, Howard, scoring in all three of those.

00:35:41 Hurst
But the top two were both directed by Ron Howard, which is Apollo 13 from 95, #3 annually, and The Da Vinci Code, which was #2 worldwide in 2006.

00:35:51 Hurst
So probably a surprising one.

00:35:53 Hurst
You wouldn't have thought that maybe being higher than Apollo 13, but it was.

00:35:58 Hurst
There were other melons, so members so

00:36:01 Hurst
Obviously, we know about Ron Howard and Bryce Dallas Howard, but Clint Howard is also an actor who scored by being in 10 plus credited feature films and Rance Howard.

00:36:11 Hurst
So, Rance, Rance, Rance, Rance.

00:36:13 Hurst
Rance, maybe Rance here, maybe Rance in American.

00:36:16 Squirrell
It's spelt like Lance, but with a run.

00:36:18 Hurst
Yeah.

00:36:19 Squirrell
Okay.

00:36:20 Hurst
Rance Howard or Rance Howard, we don't know.

00:36:22 Hurst
Let us know a higher.

00:36:24 Hurst
So 59% of all the points came from Ron Howard just from all his directing because he has two Oscar wins himself.

00:36:31 Hurst
So those are 40 points each.

00:36:33 Hurst
So that really cranks things up.

00:36:34 Hurst
And then Bryce Dallas was 22.4%, the others only 1% each.

00:36:39 Hurst
The rest obviously coming through the duration of it.

00:36:41 Hurst
The dynasty span 1956, obviously from Happy Days through till 2026.

00:36:46 Hurst
Bryce Dallas is still churning out Jurassic World movies.

00:36:51 Squirrell
Oh yeah, Ron Howard must be getting on now, right?

00:36:53 Hurst
Yeah, you'd think so.

00:36:55 Squirrell
I mean, if he started in...

00:36:57 Hurst
He's got to be in his 80s, so I don't know.

00:37:00 Squirrell
How was that?

00:37:01 Squirrell
How was that?

00:37:02 Hurst
He's just Ricky.

00:37:04 Hurst
Yeah, Richie Cunningham, who went on to have an absolutely stellar directing career.

00:37:09 Hurst
He was very young then.

00:37:10 Squirrell
Born in 54.

00:37:11 Hurst
It must have been Ron's Howard then that started off in 56.

00:37:16 Squirrell
Oh yeah, Happy Days was in 56.

00:37:18 Squirrell
Happy Days was...

00:37:19 Squirrell
Based in the 60s and it was filmed quite a lot later, right?

00:37:23 Hurst
No, I don't bloody know.

00:37:24 Hurst
But anyway, he's getting on, but he's still churning out good films.

00:37:27 Hurst
So number four, the Howard Family Dynasty with 210 points.

00:37:32 Squirrell
All right.

00:37:32 Squirrell
Excellent.

00:37:33 Squirrell
My number three is volume.

00:37:37 Squirrell
We're going for volume with the Skarsgards.

00:37:41 Hurst
Oh yes, there's a lot of Skarsgards.

00:37:43 Squirrell
From Sweden.

00:37:44 Squirrell
You have Stellen, Alexander, Gustav, Bill and Volta.

00:37:49 Squirrell
And those are just the ones I've bothered to write about.

00:37:53 Squirrell
Stellan is the father.

00:37:54 Squirrell
He has eight children and a frankly unreasonable number of them went into acting.

00:37:59 Squirrell
Alexander, Gustav, Bill and Volta all became actors.

00:38:02 Squirrell
Well, another son who got away with being called Sam acted when he was younger, but then he went and did something else.

00:38:09 Squirrell
But here comes a useful who's who for you first.

00:38:12 Squirrell
Stellan Starsgard is a heavyweight character actor.

00:38:16 Squirrell
He was in Good Will Hunting.

00:38:17 Squirrell
He was in

00:38:18 Squirrell
in the Caribbean.

00:38:18 Squirrell
He was in Mamma Mia.

00:38:20 Squirrell
He was in Four and Dune and Chernobyl.

00:38:22 Squirrell
And he's recently got an Oscar nom for Sentimental Value.

00:38:25 Squirrell
So that would have gone for five points.

00:38:27 Hurst
Yeah, he is very, very good.

00:38:29 Squirrell
Alexander, his son is

00:38:33 Squirrell
The good-looking one, but he's frequently...

00:38:34 Hurst
True Blood, isn't it?

00:38:36 Squirrell
He was good-looking enough to be Eric Northman in True Blood.

00:38:39 Squirrell
He was in Big Little Lies.

00:38:40 Squirrell
He was in The Northman.

00:38:42 Squirrell
I'm not sure if that's related to his True Blood character or not.

00:38:44 Squirrell
And he was in excellent TV show Succession, which is one of my favourites.

00:38:49 Squirrell
And he started acting as a child.

00:38:51 Squirrell
He stopped when he was 13.

00:38:52 Squirrell
He ******** off to join the Swedish military and then he came back to carry on acting as you do.

00:38:57 Squirrell
So there we are.

00:38:59 Squirrell
is the eccentric one, he was in Vikings, he was in Westworld, we talked about that earlier, and he has had a long Swedish stage and screen career.

00:39:07 Squirrell
And then you've got Bill.

00:39:09 Squirrell
Bill's just contractually obliged to terrify people.

00:39:12 Squirrell
Bill, his dad was in Mamma Mia and Bill was Pennywise in the It films.

00:39:17 Squirrell
And he was also in John Wick Chapter Four, he was in Barbarian, he's in Nosferatu, and he was in a film that you might know of, it's called The Crow, I believe you may have mentioned that a few times before.

00:39:28 Squirrell
And then finally, young Walter is the youngest of the acting brothers and he's only worked in Scandinavian film and television, nothing that I have heard of or frankly can't pronounce.

00:39:39 Squirrell
So I'm not even going to go near it.

00:39:41 Squirrell
Yeah, they're all actors, but they're all doing completely different things and they're not copies of each other.

00:39:48 Squirrell
And there's just so many of them.

00:39:52 Squirrell
It's like Sweden just put all of their national acting reserve into this one family and said, right, that's where they're going to be now.

00:39:58 Squirrell
So yes, #3, the sheer volume that is the Skarsgards.

00:40:03 Hurst
Excellent stuff.

00:40:04 Squirrell
And I hope I'm saying that right as well, Skarsgard, Skarsgard, I don't know, Skarsgard, yeah.

00:40:10 Hurst
Let us know Malcs.

00:40:11 Squirrell
Let us know Swedish Malcs, especially if you're a lady Swedish Malc, because as we know, you're all lovely.

00:40:18 Hurst
Wasn't that where the chant, the football chant, you're **** but your birds are thick.

00:40:24 Squirrell
I mean, they're not wrong.

00:40:29 Hurst
Are you interested to know how many points these skulls are?

00:40:32 Squirrell
I recognize it pretty well because there's just so many of the ******* but I don't know if they're going to hit many of your criterium.

00:40:38 Hurst
Yeah, they've done pretty well, 120 points.

00:40:40 Hurst
So they've surpassed the Henlesworths, not just in vibes, but in actual points.

00:40:47 Hurst
Dynasty span is 25 because it's still and goes back to the 70s.

00:40:52 Hurst
Box office 80 points.

00:40:54 Hurst
So obviously still being in the world films, Pirates, Dead Man's Chess,

00:40:59 Hurst
and The Avengers, yeah, so Dune Park, yeah, quite a lot of good box office stuff for Bostelon.

00:41:06 Hurst
He is certainly the one that carries the majority of that, so yeah, my bravo, good choice.

00:41:12 Squirrell
All right.

00:41:13 Hurst
My #3 is the...

00:41:16 Hurst
Thunder Family Dynasty, including Henry Fonda, Jane Fonda, Peter Fonda, Bridget Fonda, and Troy Garrity.

00:41:24 Hurst
Mostly actors, but Peter Fonda did producing and screenwriting as well, and Jane Fonda did some producing.

00:41:30 Hurst
They had three Oscar wins, giving them 120 points straight away, matching the Scars-Guard family total scores, and another 8.

00:41:39 Hurst
unsuccessful nominations.

00:41:41 Hurst
Dynasty span 35 to 25, so that is 90 years, that's 45 points.

00:41:46 Hurst
That's a hell of a dynasty span.

00:41:49 Hurst
So let's have a look at their top five films.

00:41:54 Hurst
The qualifying films were The China Syndrome from 1979, was #15 worldwide, that was Jane Fonda.

00:42:02 Hurst
The Godfather Part III, 1990, Bridget Fonda was in that, so that was #10 annually.

00:42:10 Hurst
Easy Rider from 1969, Peter Fonda, #4 domestic fullback score there.

00:42:15 Hurst
It was such a long time ago.

00:42:17 Hurst
Number 2, 9 to 5, 1980, that was #2 worldwide.

00:42:21 Hurst
And the number one, which was also

00:42:24 Hurst
Number 2 worldwide from 1981 was on Golden Pond, which was Henry Fonder.

00:42:30 Hurst
So they had some well-known films and the only two that were three I would have really known, 9 to 5, Easy Rider and the Godfather part three.

00:42:37 Hurst
They sat right in the middle of that bookmark by tooth.

00:42:39 Hurst
I just didn't know because it's maybe not as much, much my kind of thing.

00:42:44 Hurst
Godfather three, obviously that's a bit preemie, but

00:42:49 Hurst
It was the 1990, wasn't it?

00:42:50 Hurst
Anyway, boring, snoring.

00:42:52 Squirrell
So good luck with me doing something with all that ****.

00:42:56 Hurst
Sorry, dude.

00:42:58 Hurst
Just leave it all in.

00:42:59 Hurst
It's all right.

00:43:00 Squirrell
I've got a day.

00:43:01 Squirrell
We did friend actually to let our patrons just have this one, didn't we?

00:43:05 Squirrell
Gosh.

00:43:06 Squirrell
As in not edit it, just put the whole ******* thing out.

00:43:08 Hurst
I might have to edit some bits.

00:43:10 Squirrell
There's going to be a, no, the patrons can hear that bit.

00:43:13 Hurst
I don't give a ****.

00:43:14 Squirrell
Oh, the bit about Harriet, yes.

00:43:17 Squirrell
Well, that's probably something I should have said.

00:43:18 Squirrell
Never mind, carry on.

00:43:20 Hurst
Anyway, so yeah, that's 268 points.

00:43:25 Hurst
That's a bit of a jump up from 210, so yeah, they have taken it to the next level.

00:43:31 Hurst
The Fonda family, #3.

00:43:32 Squirrell
All right, excellent stuff.

00:43:35 Squirrell
Number 2, I have Ramon Carlos.

00:43:39 Squirrell
and Emilio Estevez, also known as Martin and Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez.

00:43:47 Squirrell
So Martin Sheen was born Ramon Estevez.

00:43:51 Squirrell
Couldn't get any work because in those days, America was full of racist *****.

00:43:56 Squirrell
And he adopted the stage name Martin Sheen professionally because then he did start to pick up auditions.

00:44:02 Squirrell
Charlie Sheen was Carlos Estevez and took his father's professional stage name, but Emilio stuck with Emilio Estevez.

00:44:09 Squirrell
And that sounds, when you list them out like Ramon, Emilio and Carlos Estevez, it sounds considerably less like the cast of Hot Shots, right?

00:44:16 Squirrell
But there we are.

00:44:18 Squirrell
That's how things work in the acting business, I guess.

00:44:21 Squirrell
So yeah, Martin had four children, Emilio, Ramon, Carlos, Charlie, and Renee.

00:44:27 Squirrell
All four of them became actors.

00:44:29 Squirrell
And Martin's brother, Joe Estevez, is also an actor.

00:44:32 Squirrell
So the genetic strike rate there is ******* preposterous.

00:44:36 Squirrell
So you've got Martin, Martin Sheen, right?

00:44:38 Squirrell
He is your ******* anchor.

00:44:40 Squirrell
It is astounding.

00:44:42 Squirrell
He's never been nominated for an Oscar because he has been in some

00:44:45 Squirrell
fantastic ****.

00:44:46 Squirrell
He was amazing in The Departed.

00:44:48 Squirrell
He was great in Apocalypse.

00:44:50 Squirrell
Now he was great in Badlands.

00:44:51 Squirrell
He's been in so many solid, powerful movies, acting his ******* **** off.

00:44:56 Squirrell
And then he was the president in The West Wing, which is probably the best TV show that exists.

00:45:02 Squirrell
And it's great.

00:45:03 Squirrell
And if you haven't seen The West Wing Rankers, get on it.

00:45:05 Squirrell
It's fantastic.

00:45:06 Squirrell
It will make you nostalgic for a world where politics actually has some form of

00:45:14 Squirrell
What's the word for when you do something wrong and have to actually pay for it?

00:45:18 Squirrell
Accountability.

00:45:18 Squirrell
Accountability, that's right.

00:45:20 Squirrell
I mean, yes, that seems to have gone away across the world, by the way.

00:45:25 Squirrell
I'm not just me in America.

00:45:26 Squirrell
But yeah, no Oscar for Martin Sheen, not even the nomination, which is ******* ridiculous.

00:45:32 Squirrell
Then you've got Emilio Estevez, right?

00:45:33 Squirrell
He was a member of the Brat Pack in the 1980s, right?

00:45:38 Squirrell
There was a group of people, Rob Lowe, some others, they were known as the Brat Pack and they were in all the

00:45:43 Squirrell
young adult films, right?

00:45:45 Squirrell
Emilio was in The Breakfast Club, he was in St.

00:45:47 Squirrell
Elmo's Fire, he was in Young Girls and Almighty Ducks.

00:45:50 Squirrell
He has since kind of moved into directing, but he was in all of, he was certainly a teenage girl's pinup man, especially for his role in Young Guns with his cowboy outfit.

00:46:03 Squirrell
Then you got some guy called Charlie Sheen.

00:46:05 Squirrell
Now we're gonna forget a little bit about the more recent stuff that Charlie Sheen has been up to when he went a bit mad and claimed he had tiger blood

00:46:13 Squirrell
and everything went a bit weird.

00:46:15 Squirrell
And you think, yeah, Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men, one of the most successful TV shows of all time, and he was the highest paid male star on TV.

00:46:21 Squirrell
He might still be, he might still hold that record actually.

00:46:24 Squirrell
But before that, he had a genuinely serious film career.

00:46:28 Squirrell
He was in Platoon, he was in Wall Street, he was in Young Guns, and he was in Major Lee.

00:46:33 Squirrell
Platoon was an Oliver Stone film and he was the lead.

00:46:37 Squirrell
He was a good actor.

00:46:39 Squirrell
And as time went on, he started taking more

00:46:43 Squirrell
I guess, easier roles for him to do, right?

00:46:45 Squirrell
He was in, yeah, Hot Shots, the one where they took the **** out of, well, everything, but Top Gun especially, and Hot Shots, and other films like that.

00:46:54 Squirrell
And then of course, like I said, Two and a Half Men, but he turned into, yeah, the gigantic sitcom star that we kind of know him for now.

00:47:01 Squirrell
But Martin Sheen produced 4 actors, which suggests at some point the Esteved household might as well have been

00:47:08 Squirrell
******* investigated for being an unlicensed drama school.

00:47:11 Squirrell
It was quite the thing and they're all a bit bloody good.

00:47:16 Squirrell
So there we are, #2, the Sheen stroke Estevez's.

00:47:24 Hurst
Yeah, it's 94 points.

00:47:28 Hurst
So yeah, dropped down a little from the last time.

00:47:30 Hurst
The big points came from the films.

00:47:32 Hurst
Yes.

00:47:33 Hurst
Likely top five, including Platoon, because that was #3 domestically.

00:47:37 Hurst
Mission Impossible was one of the biggest films.

00:47:40 Hurst
It was #15.

00:47:41 Hurst
Apocalypse Now, #6 domestically in 79.

00:47:44 Hurst
And then Cash Me If You Can, The Departed, filling out the lowest scoring, so it was about 6 points each.

00:47:49 Squirrell
The Departed.

00:47:50 Squirrell
It was so ******* good.

00:47:52 Hurst
It really, really was.

00:47:53 Hurst
So yeah, 94 points for the Sheen Estevez family, but certainly more prominent and in my psyche since I've been around than, say, the Fonda family.

00:48:07 Hurst
Yes, absolutely true.

00:48:08 Hurst
Yeah, if I was just doing it without any research, they might have been one of the families I'd looked at.

00:48:13 Hurst
So my #2

00:48:16 Hurst
is the family dynasty of the Houston who have taken another jump up.

00:48:25 Hurst
So the Fonda scored 268, which was up from 210 from the Howards.

00:48:32 Hurst
The Houston scored 365 points.

00:48:38 Hurst
So that includes Walter Houston.

00:48:40 Hurst
John Houston, Angelica Houston, Danny Houston, Jack Houston, and Tony Houston.

00:48:45 Hurst
Tony is a screenwriter only, so you wouldn't have heard of him.

00:48:48 Hurst
Obviously, you know of John Houston.

00:48:50 Hurst
He had acting, directing, producing, and screenwriting.

00:48:53 Hurst
Angelica Houston.

00:48:55 Hurst
acting, directing, and Danny Houston acting, directing, producing.

00:48:58 Hurst
So they were doing a lot, churning out a lot of films across the family.

00:49:02 Squirrell
Oh, that's hit their multipliers, right.

00:49:04 Hurst
Yeah, so that's done well with the multiple disciplines is the word I'm looking for.

00:49:09 Hurst
John Houston has the lion's share of the points.

00:49:13 Hurst
He's got 45% of all of their points because he won two Oscars at another 13

00:49:20 Hurst
unsuccessful nominations.

00:49:22 Hurst
The dynasty span is almost 100 years, 1929 to 1926.

00:49:28 Hurst
So they scored 95 as well because it wasn't a, no it's 95, 45 because it wasn't a completed decade.

00:49:35 Hurst
The top films, top five that qualified for them were in fact all more recent.

00:49:44 Hurst
No, except for the top one.

00:49:45 Hurst
So #5 was 2009's X-Men Origins, Wolverine.

00:49:49 Hurst
That was #15 worldwide.

00:49:51 Hurst
The #4 Clash of the Titans from 2010.

00:49:53 Hurst
Very good.

00:49:54 Hurst
Number 11 worldwide.

00:49:55 Hurst
And those were both Danny Houston, Wonder Woman 2017, Danny Houston again, number 10 worldwide.

00:50:02 Hurst
And then we are into the top two, which were The Addams Family, 1991, Angelica Houston.

00:50:08 Hurst
And #1 was John Houston's The Bible in the Beginning, which was #2 worldwide in 1966.

00:50:17 Hurst
Okay.

00:50:18 Hurst
Again, lots of

00:50:19 Hurst
big points there, but I think the Oscar wins when you've got four across the family, that really helps bolster your credentials, but they're not easy things to win.

00:50:30 Hurst
So, well played, the Houston's.

00:50:31 Hurst
I have six of them, I say Tony Houston.

00:50:34 Hurst
Danny Houston is probably the one that I thought was surprising because he came in the three, four and five and the chosen ones, but he only scored 7% of all of their points.

00:50:43 Hurst
I say John Houston is scoring the most.

00:50:45 Hurst
So, my #2

00:50:47 Hurst
It is the family Houston Dynasty.

00:50:50 Hurst
365 points.

00:50:52 Hurst
Point for every day of the year.

00:50:53 Squirrell
Oh, how lovely.

00:50:55 Squirrell
And just like that, Hurst, we arrive at our worst.

00:50:58 Hurst
We do.

00:51:02 Squirrell
Right, the worst, Hurst.

00:51:03 Squirrell
This one's tricky.

00:51:04 Squirrell
I imagine especially tricky for you because surely

00:51:07 Squirrell
The worst scientifically is just going to be some family that's had two actors that haven't been in anything and scored zero point.

00:51:13 Squirrell
I don't know how you're going to do it, but I'll tell you maybe just a moment.

00:51:16 Squirrell
All right, excellent.

00:51:18 Squirrell
So my worst is slightly inconvenient because they are incredibly successful and they are Will Jada, Jaden and Willow Smith.

00:51:28 Squirrell
I include them here because it is one of the worst cases of nepotism in Hollywood that I remember in a long ******* time.

00:51:38 Squirrell
******* The Karate Kid, where he's not even doing Karate.

00:51:44 Squirrell
And what was that ****** sci-fi one?

00:51:47 Squirrell
After Earth.

00:51:48 Squirrell
Yeah.

00:51:48 Squirrell
Jesus Christ.

00:51:49 Hurst
Father and son doing a Hollywood movie together because Will Smith.

00:51:55 Squirrell
The pursuit of happiness, which had them being father and son, was actually okay.

00:52:00 Hurst
Except they felt happiness wrong, didn't like it.

00:52:02 Squirrell
They did.

00:52:03 Squirrell
It's not got the I, it's got the Y instead, hasn't it?

00:52:05 Squirrell
But yes, so Will Smith, obviously incredibly successful, started off rapping, forgot to pay his taxes, had to take a job doing Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and paying 70% of his salary went straight to the tax man from that for quite some time.

00:52:21 Squirrell
So they had him by the nods and

00:52:24 Squirrell
He kind of got out of it all right, right?

00:52:26 Squirrell
He went and did Independence Day.

00:52:27 Squirrell
He went and did some very choice films and was sensible about what he did for a long time, became a ******* global megastar, Will Smith.

00:52:34 Squirrell
And I think also quite recently, it's a weird family.

00:52:39 Squirrell
If you get a chance to kind of watch a documentary about the Smith family and all the things that kind of came out recently-ish after Will Smith knocked Chris Rockefeller, I just sat watching this thing going, oh my God, oh my God.

00:52:53 Squirrell
But anyway, Jaden and Willow were the children.

00:52:57 Hurst
Yes, she swings her hair back and forth, doesn't she?

00:53:01 Squirrell
She whips her hair back and forth.

00:53:02 Hurst
Yeah, that's it.

00:53:04 Squirrell
Whips her hair back and forth.

00:53:05 Squirrell
And that was very much encouraged by Will.

00:53:07 Squirrell
And throughout this, Will has been the kind of driving force of trying to make his kids famous because that's all we really understood growing up.

00:53:14 Squirrell
That's how to be popular and accepted was to be famous.

00:53:17 Squirrell
And

00:53:18 Squirrell
He made a do with the hair back and forth.

00:53:19 Squirrell
She, it became quite popular.

00:53:22 Squirrell
She started touring with, I believe, the, who were the brothers from that high school musical movie?

00:53:28 Hurst
Jonas.

00:53:29 Squirrell
The Jonas Brothers were doing a tour and they had Willow Smith open for them and she just didn't want to do it anymore.

00:53:34 Squirrell
And Will was like, no, you got to keep doing it.

00:53:36 Squirrell
All these people have come to see you.

00:53:37 Squirrell
And when they woke up next morning, she had shaved all her ******* hair off.

00:53:41 Squirrell
And her song, of course, was Whip Your Hair Back and Forth, and she no longer had any.

00:53:45 Squirrell
And then he had to kind of admit that, yeah, maybe she doesn't want to do this.

00:53:48 Squirrell
So he moved his attention to Jaden, his son, and Jaden had acted with him in The Pursuit of Happiness.

00:53:54 Squirrell
He did an okay job.

00:53:55 Squirrell
He was just a young kid at the time.

00:53:57 Squirrell
So he started pushing for vehicles for him and Jaden to star in like The Karate Kid and After Earth, which was really the end of ******* everything, because they were so bad.

00:54:09 Squirrell
And basically after Will, and Jada Pinkett Smith, also obviously a successful actress, she was a Nutty Professor and set it off on Scream and The Matrix and Gotham and Independence Day.

00:54:20 Squirrell
And the kids just, the quality fell off a ******* cliff.

00:54:24 Squirrell
They were not ready for this.

00:54:27 Squirrell
And Will later joked that he and Jada might have gone too far and how much freedom they gave their children creatively.

00:54:33 Squirrell
It wasn't freedom, that was you stuffing them into the grinder and trying to make them something they didn't want to be.

00:54:39 Squirrell
But while other families produced actors, the Smiths produced some multimedia lifestyle trend family and it just didn't work.

00:54:49 Squirrell
So yeah.

00:54:50 Squirrell
Famous family, absolutely.

00:54:51 Squirrell
Acting family, no.

00:54:54 Hurst
Yeah, I didn't enjoy any of the...

00:54:57 Squirrell
No.

00:54:58 Squirrell
They can get some squish though I recommend.

00:55:00 Squirrell
Your point-inator is going to pound it out.

00:55:03 Squirrell
Will's got the Oscar and a nomination, I think, for Cling and Richard, I think he got nominated, or maybe Ali as well.

00:55:10 Hurst
Will features easily.

00:55:11 Hurst
Jaden doesn't.

00:55:16 Hurst
Willow and Trey don't get that either, and obviously because Jada doesn't count because she married into family.

00:55:21 Squirrell
She married in, *** ****.

00:55:22 Hurst
So, I'm specifically.

00:55:24 Squirrell
How do we know that Jada married in and Will didn't, by the way, with your sexist, sexist version of this?

00:55:31 Hurst
Because that's just how I've done it.

00:55:33 Hurst
It's the Smith family, not the Pinkett family.

00:55:37 Squirrell
All right, got that.

00:55:38 Hurst
But the Pinkett family wouldn't qualify either, so it doesn't really matter.

00:55:42 Hurst
Because there is a qualifying criteria for Dynasty, that meant we could find the lowest scoring possible one.

00:55:49 Hurst
So looking for low budget sibling parent child filmmaking families, the lowest legitimate score we've been able to source is 6 points.

00:55:59 Hurst
The wooden spoon, the worst of the worst dynasty family is the Bucherma dynasty, which is French twin brothers Ludovic and Zoran Bucherma.

00:56:10 Hurst
Under our exact scoring system, they only have six points, which is hilariously bad considering

00:56:16 Hurst
the number 10 family, which would have been Bridges scored 165.

00:56:19 Hurst
Right.

00:56:20 Hurst
And they definitely qualified.

00:56:21 Hurst
They are twin brothers and have jointly made four feature films.

00:56:25 Hurst
Willie the First in 2016, Teddy, which was a 2021 special, The Gear of the Shark from 2022.

00:56:32 Squirrell
The Gear of the Shark.

00:56:33 Hurst
The year.

00:56:35 Squirrell
Sorry, I thought it was a clever name.

00:56:36 Hurst
And the children after them, which is from 2024.

00:56:39 Hurst
Both credited as writers and directors, so each clears the writer, director, producer on three feature films.

00:56:45 Hurst
Threshold.

00:56:46 Hurst
Their score category, Oscar wins, 0.

00:56:50 Hurst
Oscar nomination, zero.

00:56:51 Hurst
Box office, zero.

00:56:52 Hurst
Family contribution, 6, on the count of they all do a bit.

00:56:56 Hurst
Dynasty spans, zero.

00:56:59 Hurst
So they have two substantial disciplines each, directing and screenwriting under the multiplier, and that's three points each.

00:57:05 Hurst
And their other occasional credits don't appear substantial enough.

00:57:09 Hurst
And the box office is magnificently hopeless.

00:57:13 Hurst
Willie the First grossed about $77,400 worldwide.

00:57:18 Hurst
Teddy, $142.

00:57:20 Hurst
Good stuff.

00:57:21 Hurst
Gross.

00:57:21 Hurst
Didn't know how much they spent on it.

00:57:24 Hurst
And even they're comparatively gigantic and their children then after them only managed 2.29 million worldwide, which is a pretty good jump up.

00:57:34 Hurst
But none gets even remotely close to annual worldwide top 100 position.

00:57:39 Hurst
For context, the number 72 film of 2016 made 118 million.

00:57:45 Hurst
So, you know.

00:57:47 Hurst
60 times more they might have broken in.

00:57:50 Hurst
Willie made 77 grand that year.

00:57:52 Hurst
So yes, Ron Tomato is the Bukerma Dynasty with six points.

00:57:55 Hurst
And there's an especially lovely bit of trivia for them.

00:57:57 Hurst
Their actual brother Yuri works in films too, including as a costume designer on the Year of the Shark, but doesn't meet her qualifying threshold, so he can't even rescue them with another couple of sympathy points.

00:58:08 Hurst
Six points.

00:58:09 Hurst
Well played, guys.

00:58:10 Hurst
Bigger dynasty than mine though, so you know, can't be too harsh.

00:58:13 Squirrell
Yeah, that's true.

00:58:14 Squirrell
It is true and mine.

00:58:16 Squirrell
Well.

00:58:17 Squirrell
Enough about the worst, shall we talk about the first test?

00:58:26 Squirrell
Test number one, some people you may have heard of called the Coppolas.

00:58:31 Squirrell
I have the Coppola family dynasty.

00:58:35 Squirrell
They're not specifically an acting dynasty, they are a ******* Hollywood dynasty, right?

00:58:41 Squirrell
They have acted, they have directed, they have done writing, they have done music in film, they have done all sorts of ****.

00:58:50 Squirrell
So it all starts with Carmine Coppola, who is the father of Francis Ford Coppola, August Coppola, and Talia Shire, who is his daughter.

00:58:59 Squirrell
And he was a composer and flautist, which I believe means he played the flute or it might have just meant he ran away a lot.

00:59:06 Squirrell
I'm not sure.

00:59:07 Squirrell
But he had some kids and his kids were pretty famous.

00:59:13 Squirrell
Francis Ford Coppola, one of the defining directors of Hollywood, what I believe was called New Hollywood at the time, even though I guess it's fairly old now.

00:59:22 Squirrell
Some little films like The Godfather and The Godfather Part II and Apocalypse Now and The Conversation.

00:59:26 Squirrell
Yeah, I've heard of that.

00:59:28 Squirrell
Yeah, yeah, right.

00:59:29 Squirrell
That's a run in the 70s and that's ludicrous.

00:59:32 Squirrell
Those four films in one decade is unheard of now.

00:59:36 Squirrell
It is incredible.

00:59:38 Squirrell
And he, he had a daughter, Sofia Coppola.

00:59:42 Squirrell
We're going to come on to her in a minute.

00:59:44 Squirrell
But first we're going to talk about August Coppola, who didn't really do anything.

00:59:48 Squirrell
And then we're going to talk about Talia Shire, who is the daughter of Carmine Coppola and Francisco Coppola's sister, obviously.

00:59:57 Squirrell
And

00:59:58 Squirrell
She's in the Godfather movies.

01:00:00 Squirrell
Okay, you know, well, he's probably just going in the Godfather movies because Francis Falcon.

01:00:04 Squirrell
Yeah, she's also Adrian in Rocky, so **** ***.

01:00:07 Squirrell
Adrian! So that is two of the defining film franchises of the 70s again.

01:00:13 Squirrell
And her brother directed her in the Godfather, so they apparently turned some family drama into fictional drama on the screen as well.

01:00:22 Squirrell
So good job.

01:00:24 Squirrell
And then you've got

01:00:26 Squirrell
August, who didn't do any acting, like I said, but he did have a son called Nicolas Coppola, and he changed his name to Nicolas Cage because he wanted to do it on his own.

01:00:35 Squirrell
************* Nick Cage! What?

01:00:37 Squirrell
Yeah, he's part of this too.

01:00:38 Squirrell
He wanted to establish himself separately from the Coppola name, and he named himself after Luke Cage, the Marvel superhero, and a composer called John Cage, who his grandfather knew, I believe.

01:00:49 Squirrell
And he used his professional name for decades and formally made Cage's legal surname at some point in the future, and it worked.

01:00:56 Squirrell
He won Best Actor for Leaving Las Vegas, and then constructed a career containing Moonstruck, Raising Arizona, and then somehow Face Off.

01:01:04 Squirrell
Con Air, The Rock adaptation, National Treasure, and approximately 400 other ******* films in which Nicholas Cage behaves like Nicholas Cage, and I love every single one of them.

01:01:12 Hurst
He's brilliantly.

01:01:14 Squirrell
He is a particularly strong defense against the nepo baby thing.

01:01:18 Squirrell
He was a Coppola behind closed doors, of course, but he became Nick Cage so much that people forget that he's anything to do with this.

01:01:24 Squirrell
Unless they know, you forget like, oh yeah, he's Nick Coppola.

01:01:28 Squirrell
He's ******* related to all these black people.

01:01:30 Hurst
Genuinely, prior to this, I did not know that.

01:01:33 Squirrell
There you go.

01:01:33 Hurst
I was really surprised and delighted to find out.

01:01:38 Squirrell
And then Sophia Coppola.

01:01:39 Squirrell
And her acting career started when she was a baby in The Godfather.

01:01:43 Squirrell
Probably a little bit of nepotism going on there, but she did play a male baby.

01:01:47 Squirrell
So that is a strong role for a young girl to take at that age to be able to pull that off.

01:01:53 Squirrell
So congratulations to her.

01:01:54 Squirrell
Then she was in The Godfather part three and wasn't great.

01:01:58 Squirrell
But then she became a major filmmaker.

01:02:00 Squirrell
She directed Lost in Translation, which of course was a huge deal and basically had a cracking career arc.

01:02:07 Squirrell
And I've got a quote here from

01:02:09 Squirrell
Who is it?

01:02:09 Squirrell
Oh, it's from Francis Ford Coppola.

01:02:11 Squirrell
Everyone told Sophia that she couldn't act, so she responded by becoming one of America's most important directors.

01:02:18 Squirrell
And then we've got another one sneaking in, mate.

01:02:21 Squirrell
Jason Swartzman is involved in all this because he's Talia Shires.

01:02:26 Squirrell
So Jason Swartzman sneaks in Jason Swartzman, who is in Rushmore, Scott Pilgrim versus the World, Fantastic Mr.

01:02:32 Squirrell
Fox, the Grand Budapest Hotel.

01:02:34 Squirrell
******* bonus career from nowhere.

01:02:35 Squirrell
Jason Schwarzman comes in.

01:02:37 Squirrell
He started off as a drummer in a band called Phantom Planet.

01:02:40 Squirrell
They did the song California, which was used as the theme tune to the OC, if you remember that TV show.

01:02:46 Squirrell
And yeah, then he moved into acting.

01:02:49 Squirrell
And...

01:02:50 Squirrell
They've just got ******* Oscars coming out of their *** *****.

01:02:54 Squirrell
You've got Oscars for directing, for screenwriting, for producing, for acting, for composing, all inside this one family.

01:03:01 Squirrell
And it is ******* incredible.

01:03:03 Squirrell
They have Hollywood in their DNA.

01:03:05 Squirrell
They are my number one choice.

01:03:07 Hurst
Hit me with those facts then.

01:03:08 Hurst
An estimated fact.

01:03:10 Squirrell
Well, estimated fact.

01:03:11 Squirrell
Here we go.

01:03:13 Squirrell
Sofia Coppola became the first American woman nominated for the best director Oscar.

01:03:20 Squirrell
fact, Talia Shah remains the only couple of family member who is nominated for an acting Oscar.

01:03:30 Hurst
It's not that one, it's the first one.

01:03:32 Squirrell
Why don't you think it's the second one?

01:03:34 Hurst
Because you did just say Nicolas Cage won an Oscar.

01:03:37 Squirrell
He won a ******* Oscar, I believe in Las Vegas.

01:03:40 Squirrell
Sophia,

01:03:41 Squirrell
was the first American woman to win a directing Oscar for Lost in Translation, which is a fantastic film.

01:03:47 Squirrell
Not everyone shares that sentiment, but I think everyone agrees.

01:03:50 Squirrell
That's the very well directed.

01:03:52 Squirrell
Bill Murray.

01:03:52 Hurst
Bill Murray in Scarlet Hands.

01:03:54 Hurst
I really like that.

01:03:55 Squirrell
And Nic Cage has only received action norms, and of course he won for Leaving Las Vegas.

01:04:00 Squirrell
And there we are.

01:04:02 Squirrell
The cobblers, *******.

01:04:03 Hurst
Yeah.

01:04:04 Squirrell
But I don't know if they're going to be your number one because there's so much marrying in and I don't know how your numbers are going to work with that one.

01:04:10 Squirrell
Let's find out.

01:04:11 Hurst
Would you like to know how many points they scored?

01:04:13 Squirrell
I would like to know how many points they scored.

01:04:15 Hurst
I can tell you it's 540 points because.

01:04:22 Squirrell
Of course the cobblers are number one.

01:04:24 Hurst
There's no one even close.

01:04:26 Hurst
540 points.

01:04:27 Hurst
Remember the Houston's totally took it up a notch to 365 points.

01:04:31 Squirrell
Oh my God, they got buried.

01:04:33 Hurst
180 points later, 175 points later, enter the Coppolas.

01:04:38 Hurst
They don't get out of bed for less than 500 points.

01:04:40 Hurst
And that's without any of the people who married into it as well, because you've got like Arquettes and other people, the Oscars themselves, it would have taken them probably past 700 points if you'd allowed that sort of stuff.

01:04:51 Hurst
Again, it was too complicated.

01:04:53 Hurst
But Oscar wins themselves 320 points.

01:04:56 Hurst
Do you remember how many points Fonda's got?

01:04:58 Hurst
That was 268.

01:05:00 Hurst
Just on Oscars, the Coppolas have 320.

01:05:04 Hurst
They are absolutely bonkers numbers.

01:05:06 Hurst
So yeah, you've been through a lot of the people, so Carmine, Francis Talia, Nicolas Cage, Roman Coppola, who directed, produced and screenwriting, so he's not a well-known name, but he's right in there.

01:05:18 Hurst
Sophia, Jason Robert Schwarzman, Christopher Coppola, Mark Coppola, it just goes on and on and on.

01:05:24 Hurst
1962 to 2026, they're still turning out point sets, 30 points.

01:05:30 Hurst
The top five, this is the crazy one, like where you got to start looking at what are the top five films they had.

01:05:35 Hurst
There are some in there that, well, one in particular that just doesn't seem like it would be, but sure as hell was.

01:05:39 Hurst
So #5 was 1987's Moonstruck, which was Nick Cage, #5 worldwide.

01:05:45 Hurst
Number 4, National Treasure, Book of Secrets.

01:05:48 Hurst
Good thing that was a top one, but that was #9 worldwide.

01:05:51 Hurst
The Rock from 1996 in Nick Cage, #4 worldwide.

01:05:55 Hurst
And then we are into Rocky, which is #1 worldwide for Talia Shah.

01:06:00 Hurst
of course, the Godfather in 1972, number one worldwide.

01:06:03 Hurst
So jumbo points there as well.

01:06:06 Hurst
The major, major point scorer there, I mean, in a family full of heavyweights is of course Francis Ford Coppola and his five Oscar wins.

01:06:15 Hurst
What was I just saying?

01:06:16 Hurst
So the funders were in third place, weren't they, with 268 points.

01:06:22 Hurst
Francis Ford Coppola scores 269 points.

01:06:26 Hurst
He would have been in 3rd place on his own.

01:06:29 Hurst
Then you throw in the others as well.

01:06:31 Hurst
It's just an absolute ***** slapping of all the other families.

01:06:35 Hurst
It's not even close.

01:06:36 Hurst
It's funny how far away from close it is.

01:06:39 Hurst
So I mean, the Coppola is just absolutely dominant.

01:06:43 Hurst
I say again to who gave us the subject?

01:06:46 Hurst
Adam.

01:06:47 Hurst
Adam.

01:06:48 Hurst
So acting dynasties, we both went the same way.

01:06:50 Hurst
It's like you can't really just have acting because there's, yeah, it's just the glory boys, aren't there?

01:06:54 Hurst
That's what we decided, right?

01:06:56 Hurst
Yeah, the actors there in front, but there's no one ever won a best actor Oscar working for a **** director, so, or producer, like it's...

01:07:06 Hurst
That's true.

01:07:06 Hurst
If it's a crap film, then the actor can't really do anything with it, can I?

01:07:11 Squirrell
That's true.

01:07:12 Hurst
Yeah, let me hit you with my facts and fun facts.

01:07:16 Squirrell
Facts and fun facts.

01:07:17 Hurst
Facts, facts, facts, facts and estimated facts.

01:07:19 Squirrell
Okay.

01:07:20 Hurst
Fact, if Tom Cruise was a movie dynasty, he would have ranked #7 in the top 10.

01:07:28 Squirrell
That's a great one.

01:07:30 Hurst
Fact, Sofia Coppola appears in all three Godfather films.

01:07:34 Squirrell
I don't think she was in the second one.

01:07:37 Squirrell
I want it to be Tom Crusoe, but I know he doesn't count because of reasons.

01:07:41 Squirrell
He has so many popular films.

01:07:44 Squirrell
I reckon it's doable.

01:07:45 Squirrell
And he produces them, which does that get him a multiplier?

01:07:48 Hurst
It does get him more points.

01:07:50 Squirrell
Yeah, I reckon he might well do because of all the Mission Impossible films he produces and ******* Top Gun.

01:07:55 Squirrell
Come on, come on, give it to me.

01:07:58 Hurst
Sophia Coppola appears in all three Godfather films.

01:08:00 Hurst
She is the baby in the first one, but she also plays a random child in the Godfather.

01:08:05 Hurst
I see she's a named part in Godfather 3, but no, Tom Cruise actually would score.

01:08:11 Hurst
I have got this because I had to get a 133 points.

01:08:16 Hurst
He scores on his own.

01:08:18 Hurst
He's not fad, but there.

01:08:20 Hurst
So Kathryn Hepburn would be the highest individual points scorer, although Finn is Francis for Coppola scored 269, so.

01:08:28 Squirrell
Pretty good.

01:08:28 Squirrell
It's pretty good.

01:08:29 Squirrell
And we've locked in the number one.

01:08:31 Squirrell
The number one in the acting dynasty is the Coppola family.

01:08:35 Squirrell
Do you remember when the last time we locked in on number one was us?

01:08:41 Squirrell
I guess how long ago that was.

01:08:42 Hurst
I'm trying to think which one it would have been.

01:08:45 Hurst
So we weren't allowed the Matrix, but it was probably the Matrix anyway.

01:08:50 Squirrell
We weren't allowed the Matrix in post-apocalyptic movies.

01:08:53 Squirrell
That was the rule we set.

01:08:54 Hurst
That was 99 movies, wasn't it?

01:08:56 Squirrell
No, it was not, because The Matrix was indeed number one for both of us in 99 movies.

01:09:01 Squirrell
Okay, that was a long time ago.

01:09:05 Squirrell
That was on the 26th of March last year.

01:09:08 Hurst
Good stats.

01:09:09 Squirrell
Good stats.

01:09:09 Squirrell
It's been a while, Rankers, since we locked in the number one before the voting had even finished.

01:09:14 Squirrell
But it's still the best of the top five, don't forget.

01:09:18 Squirrell
And that's almost as important.

01:09:19 Hurst
Almost important.

01:09:20 Hurst
And in fairness, as yours went through with one exception, they did go up in points as we ran them through the ragulator.

01:09:27 Squirrell
Yippee.

01:09:27 Squirrell
So ragulator.

01:09:29 Squirrell
I like that.

01:09:30 Squirrell
Quick peep behind the curtain rankers.

01:09:32 Squirrell
We are having some technical difficulties.

01:09:33 Squirrell
So let's wrap this ************ wrap that.

01:09:36 Squirrell
Normally we could probably do this quite quick.

01:09:37 Squirrell
However, it is the end of the season and I feel it would be chillish.

01:09:42 Squirrell
if we didn't thank our listeners for sticking with us through yet another 20 episodes of, let's face it, ********.

01:09:51 Squirrell
Thank you very much.

01:09:52 Squirrell
Whether you just listen, whether you listen and rank, whether you comment on stuff, whether you're one of our patrons, whatever, thank you very much.

01:10:00 Squirrell
It is a strange experience to see our download numbers go up each week and yeah, you're the reason we do this.

01:10:07 Squirrell
God knows we don't do it from the money, chicks, power or chicks.

01:10:14 Hurst
Yeah, absolutely.

01:10:15 Hurst
Thank you so much to all of our lovely rankers, but also again, massive shout out.

01:10:19 Hurst
Squirrell does **** ton of work on this in the background.

01:10:22 Hurst
It's stuff that I just can't get myself to do.

01:10:25 Hurst
I get really edged about even thinking about doing it.

01:10:29 Hurst
The thing is, I must be only half an hour away from doing it.

01:10:33 Hurst
And I've got this massive pintle block stopping me from actually going and doing it.

01:10:37 Hurst
Hopefully I will have it done before we start the next one.

01:10:40 Hurst
And I will try and contribute other things like I've been trying to do this week, my stupid handout notes and stuff.

01:10:45 Hurst
But yeah, good work, squirrel.

01:10:49 Hurst
Definitely fall apart if you won't do that.

01:10:51 Hurst
But yeah, there'd be none of it, let's face it.

01:10:53 Hurst
There'd be nothing.

01:10:54 Hurst
So massive shout out to Scroll if you do win the second season as well.

01:10:58 Squirrell
Now, I've just remembered that me and you were going to talk and make a decision about whether or not we spam the wheel at the end of this episode or we saved it for a couple of weeks before we come back.

01:11:06 Squirrell
And we didn't talk about that at all, did we?

01:11:09 Squirrell
So what are we going to do?

01:11:10 Squirrell
I think that we should leave it because there's quite a lot of people I need to chase up to replace their original choices on the wheel.

01:11:18 Hurst
Okay.

01:11:18 Hurst
Yeah, no, it's your call.

01:11:20 Hurst
It'll be a strange end to an episode without doing it, but it'll also be a really cool intro, like, or teaser for the next season.

01:11:26 Squirrell
Try to think about what to say, right?

01:11:28 Squirrell
And you have however long our break is to vote on this one, Rankin, so you've got a little while.

01:11:34 Hurst
This could get us over the 100 mark.

01:11:36 Squirrell
Come on.

01:11:36 Squirrell
This is when it will happen, if it's going to happen.

01:11:38 Hurst
Share a podcast with all your friends, just make them vote.

01:11:40 Squirrell
Yes, do share it with your friends.

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because obviously why wouldn't you?

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It's just easier to listen that way.

01:11:52 Hurst
Write about us, do nice things, do the stuff that helps our algorithms.

01:11:57 Squirrell
That's right.

01:11:58 Hurst
That's the thing.

01:11:59 Squirrell
All the nice things, and if you've got some spare cash, you can join our Patreon, even though we're not going to charge you if we're across to the break.

01:12:06 Squirrell
We will pause it like we did last time, but getting there.

01:12:09 Squirrell
It's a good point, because there's only one place left for one pound slot left to become.

01:12:14 Hurst
Shame, you could have come in at the last 24th hour, or they don't say, come in at the 12th hour and nabbed that last one pound.

01:12:21 Hurst
After that, it goes up to two pounds for anyone who wants to join.

01:12:24 Squirrell
That's right.

01:12:25 Hurst
Course there are our number ones.

01:12:27 Hurst
They're still available, aren't they?

01:12:28 Squirrell
They are, and we will come back to them in just a second.

01:12:30 Squirrell
I just wanted to say some of the many benefits that you get for being a Patreon, which aren't actually that many.

01:12:35 Squirrell
But you get to choose something that goes on the wheel of decision.

01:12:39 Squirrell
You get to choose one of the topics we rank, like today we chose add-ons and did acting in dynasties.

01:12:45 Squirrell
But you can pick anything you like within a few criteria, i.e.

01:12:48 Squirrell
we haven't done it before and it's not bloody stupid.

01:12:50 Squirrell
And yeah, we might be doing an episode that you suggest in the future.

01:12:54 Squirrell
also get some patreon only goodies this episode in its entirety with zero editing zero anything is going out to the patreons to listen to if they want to we're currently at 1 hour 39 minutes 54 seconds of recording so good luck to them but you know they asked for it so I

01:13:12 Squirrell
I will do it because, frankly, it's zero effort to do so.

01:13:14 Hurst
Yeah, no, that seems reasonable.

01:13:16 Hurst
I was thinking about for the giving out for our number ones, because we both had the copplers and I suspected that might be the case.

01:13:24 Hurst
I thought maybe I should do a Godfather voice.

01:13:27 Squirrell
Well, that was exactly what I was going to ask you to do.

01:13:29 Squirrell
I was going to ask you to do an Italian mafia voice to read out our number ones in the style of my choosing is, what's the guy called from the Godfather?

01:13:37 Squirrell
I got Bruno Tagnoli stuck in my head.

01:13:40 Hurst
Vito, Vito Corleone.

01:13:42 Squirrell
Vito Corleone, that's right.

01:13:44 Squirrell
Give him up.

01:13:46 Harriet
Giving it up for number ones.

01:13:49 Harriet
We've got Gaz Tap on this, the day of our final episode, Goddess Jasmine.

01:13:58 Harriet
We're giving it up for Kovac.

01:14:01 Harriet
We're giving it up for the Money Slinger.

01:14:06 Harriet
And it would be an insult.

01:14:07 Harriet
to our family.

01:14:09 Harriet
If we didn't also give it up for Dav Pal.

01:14:14 Harriet
Love you guys.

01:14:16 Squirrell
There we go.

01:14:17 Squirrell
Thank you very much.

01:14:19 Squirrell
Kind of sounded a bit like Trump.

01:14:22 Hurst
No one ever said these were going to be good impressions just because I did one good one last time.

01:14:27 Squirrell
That's absolutely true.

01:14:29 Hurst
They have mostly been disastrously bad, but that's what makes them funny.

01:14:32 Squirrell
It does.

01:14:33 Squirrell
Let's sling this one into the bank, Hurst.

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01:14:59 Squirrell
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01:15:00 Squirrell
I accidentally drove a bulldozer into my house and I have a big hole on my wall and I want to cover it up with some arts.

01:15:06 Squirrell
And I looked on the internet and there were so many arts and it was all ****.

01:15:09 Squirrell
Where can I go for good arts?

01:15:11 Hurst
I've come directly to me.

01:15:12 Hurst
Don't **** about with the Googles.

01:15:14 Hurst
Just come straight to doghouseart.co.uk.

01:15:17 Hurst
Give me a call.

01:15:17 Hurst
I can hook you up either with some of my existing arts, which are still on

01:15:22 Hurst
on 30% discount for our Patreons.

01:15:24 Hurst
If you use the code, the facts are exact.

01:15:27 Hurst
But if you want something specific or niche, you want me to do something of your design, then I will also do that as well.

01:15:35 Hurst
But I don't do 30% discount because they take ******* ages and I really care hard about them.

01:15:41 Hurst
One of our lovely Patreons has commissioned one recently, which I completed and they were very happy with it.

01:15:48 Hurst
Exceeded expectations was the official verdict.

01:15:51 Hurst
So

01:15:52 Hurst
That's an endorsement from one of your own.

01:15:55 Squirrell
There you go.

01:15:56 Squirrell
Or they thought you were going to be **** and they were pleasantly surprised that it was mediocre.

01:16:00 Hurst
Yeah, well, mediocre, I'll take it.

01:16:02 Squirrell
Still better.

01:16:02 Squirrell
Still better than they thought.

01:16:03 Squirrell
That's the important.

01:16:05 Hurst
If they've listened to the show, they can't be expecting much.

01:16:08 Squirrell
Yeah, speaking of which, shall we sling this one as we're done?

01:16:12 Hurst
Haphazardly trying to do a little bit of this and that.

01:16:16 Squirrell
Yeah.

01:16:16 Squirrell
Nah.

01:16:17 Hurst
Jack Jack.

01:16:18 Hurst
All right, well, it's been another emotional roller coaster this second season.

01:16:23 Hurst
I'm hoping for the big win this week, and then we get a draw.

01:16:29 Hurst
Oh, and I have so it's 9, isn't it?

01:16:31 Hurst
It's 10-9 to you at the minute.

01:16:32 Squirrell
Yeah, so the best you can do is a draw.

01:16:34 Hurst
We'll find out at the beginning of the next one if we drew the season or if Squirrell takes an unassailable lead.

01:16:39 Squirrell
We will, please.

01:16:43 Squirrell
Rewind this podcast for the next people that come along and listen, and we will see you after our break to talk about we don't know what yet.

01:16:51 Squirrell
Goodness, the excitement.

01:16:53 Hurst
Could be anything.

01:16:54 Hurst
And if you have any ideas for the show or changes that you've thought of, just ping them over because we do have a bit of a discussion between seasons.

01:17:02 Hurst
Hence, no doubt.

01:17:04 Squirrell
Stop talking to each other.

01:17:07 Squirrell
What's the e-mail address they can send it to Hurst.

01:17:10 Hurst
All sorts at Top Five Face Off.

01:17:14 Squirrell
Hello at Top Five Face Off.com.

01:17:18 Hurst
All probably information.

01:17:19 Hurst
I'm sure that you've got loads of them set up because you're organised like that.

01:17:22 Squirrell
No, just hello at Top Five Face Off.com.

01:17:26 Squirrell
There you go.

01:17:28 Hurst
Hello.

01:17:29 Hurst
That's top five, face off.

01:17:31 Hurst
Yeah, give us your...

01:17:32 Squirrell
Tell them you love them so we can go.

01:17:33 Hurst
Steal them and pull them right.

01:17:35 Hurst
Now I'm going to make them listen.

01:17:37 Squirrell
I'm going.

01:17:39 Hurst
Play the Meatloaf song again for...

01:17:46 Hurst
Okay, until next time.

01:17:48 Hurst
See you later, Rankers.

01:17:54 Hurst
Love you.

01:18:01 Harriet
Top Five Faceoff is presented by Matt Hurst and Matt Squirrell and produced by Powerstorm Awesome Fire Incorporated.

01:18:08 Harriet
For more details and to vote for a winner, visit topfivefaceoff.co.uk.

01:18:14 Harriet
Thanks for listening.

01:18:46 Hurst
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night rankers.

01:18:50 Hurst
Welcome back.

01:18:52 Hurst
If you're new to the show, you've come right on the last...

01:18:55 Hurst
Oh, ****.

01:18:58 Harriet
Beep.

01:19:06 Hurst
But for these news ****.

01:19:08 Hurst
But for these new rankers...

01:19:09 Squirrell
News *******! ******* news *******! Please let us know the official top five movie intros.

01:19:21 Hurst
At number one.

01:19:23 Squirrell
Nope.

01:19:24 Squirrell
Nope.

01:19:26 Squirrell
I mean, it's up to you.

01:19:28 Squirrell
I didn't move it.

01:19:28 Hurst
Skip to the end.

01:19:30 Squirrell
All right, speed things up.

01:19:32 Hurst
At number five.

01:19:36 Squirrell
John Pertwee, he was the third Doctor Who.

01:19:39 Squirrell
He was the third, no, that's, the nerds are gonna come at me.

01:19:42 Squirrell
He was the third Doctor in Doctor Who.

01:19:48 Hurst
It's only the blood relatives or adopted, and I've got a cramp in my left leg.

01:19:53 Hurst
************.

01:19:59 Squirrell
Quite good in pursuit of happiness.

01:20:01 Squirrell
And then he just started writing vehicles.

01:20:04 Squirrell
So that's my phone.

01:20:07 Harriet
This is my ringtone record.

01:20:09 Squirrell
That's my parents for the moment.

01:20:12 Squirrell
Brilliant.

01:20:12 Squirrell
Here you go, Patreons.