We're still not sure what exactly makes something a finger food, but here's the best five of them! And the worst. And a spare worst. And some shocking discoveries about your hosts!

Hello, Patreons! This month for your bonus episode Hurst and I will be telling jokes while the other has a mouth full of water. Can we make them spit it all over their expensive recording equipment? Come along and find out. Be aware that some of the jokes aren't things you'd tell in polite company. Or maybe any company.

Squirrell and Hurst take you through the best adult cartoons. No, not that kind of adult cartoon, weeb. Give it a listen to hear a Top Five Face Off FIRST!

Squirrell and Hurst rank biscuits. There's more I could say here, but that sums it up rather well.

Merry Christmas, glorious Patreons. Squirrell and Hurst have been keeping an eye on the Christmas presents they got this year, and now they rank them, which is just SO INCREDIBLY RUDE when you think about it, but whatever. We do this for you, Patreons. It's all for you.

It continues to be the season! Squirrell and Hurst bring you the very best movies to watch this Christmastime. Listen out for the worst possible argument for "why Die Hard is a Christmas movie" that you've ever heard.

You see "best Christmas songs" lists all the time - we thought we'd make it official. Squirrell and Hurst bring you this Christmas special because they suddenly realised it was December.

Hello, lovely Patreons. Want to know who the best dwarfs are from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? Well, you could probably do better than one person that hasn't seen the film in years, and another person that hasn't seen the film at all and is just making things up. No voting for this one, but feel free to leave a comment below with your perfect seven dwarfs / housemates. See you next month!

If there's one episode you wouldn't expect to be contentious, it would be this one. You're very, very wrong. Join Matt and Mat as they get FAR too passionate about the top five kitchen implements.

Matt and Mat talk zombies, nuclear war, environmental collapse and hors d'oeuvres. By the time this one eventually ends the world might have ended for real. And the author of this description has just remembered The Last of Us and is very, very cross with themselves.

Happy Halloween, Rankers! We're back for season 2! Join Squirrell and Hurst as they pick the top five horror movies and struggle to remember how the show works after their break.

They got married to idiots. Then they got ranked by idiots. Long-suffering women who are way out of their on-screen husband's league are judged in our SERIES FINALE!

With so many excellent examples to choose from, what are the top five 80s comedies? Squirrell and Hurst talk about things that a good portion of you will have to ask your parents about.

I'll have a triple-ranked on rye, please, with a side of digression. Squirrell and Hurst will regale you not only with their list, but also with tales of offending ladies in Tesco, what exactly *is* a sandwich, and songs about them from their schooldays.

A joyous shambles of an episode. Tune in to hear arguments, massive digressions, some personalised mentoring and maybe some stuff about transport.

We settle a score that's nearly three decades old. And we also - finally - both have decent microphones.

It's a rasslin' episode outta nowhere! As God is my witness, his microphone is broken in half!

Finally, it is upon us. And now it can be upon you, too. Squirrell and Hurst try their best to pick just five TV theme tunes to form the official world ranking.

The top five best things to whip about space in. Only pretend. Because, let's face it, the pretend ones are way cooler.

Ranking the best animated Disney movies of all time? This is going to be contentious. Join Squirrell and Hurst as they try not to swear for an entire episode - a whole new world, you might say.

We're back! And we've brought some big men with us. We've also forgotten how to be succinct, so... This is a long one.

The double-digit episode spectacular! Squirrell and Hurst discuss what snacks would be provided in the world's most perfect beer garden.

The golden era of gaming. But which games were the best? Squirrell and Hurst get lost in a world of nostalgia as they count down the best games of an entire decade.

All singing, all dancing, all ranking. Get in the chorus with Squirrell and Hurst as they debate the best movie musicals of all time with some wildly different picks.

It seems like every new thing is just something we've seen before nowadays. Are any of them good? Squirrell and Hurst think they know of at least five.

The Spice Girls were 90s Pop Royalty, but which of their songs was the best? Join us as Squirrell discovers that he likes the Spice Girls more than he thought, and Hurst discovers the complete opposite.

It was a great year for film. But which was the best? Hurst and Squirrell take you through the last movies ever made before Y2K killed us all.

Which is the coolest animal? What does that even mean? Join us as Squirrell names farmyard animals and Hurst goes a little further afield. You can take a look at the pictures we're talking about here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/animal-pictures-124708975

He's short. He's famous. He has interesting taste in religion. But which of Tom's movies are the best? Get ready for a lot of Top Gun chat.

There are a lot of Star Wars characters, but which will have the high ground? Join in to hear Hurst nerding out and Squirrell choosing the obvious ones, and hope that it's not only the Sith that deal in absolutes.

The best cartoon villains off of the TV, ranked for your pleasure. Squirrell and Hurst take you on a trip filled with detailed scientific analysis to explain the exact villainosity of each antagonist. Nah, not really, they just tell you who they think is coolest.